Man I must’ve been really stoned that night. No recollection of this at all.

I went thru so much Terran lube that weekend.

Cousin Nu’Daq@cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Gonna be in the bushes for a bit.

Behold. The future.

Weekend stickball got me feeling Randy.

Do you guys think it’s too soon to shoot a porn and call it Wolf 369?

Well boys, the log weekend is HERE! Let’s get fuck faced!

After a long LONG week doing everything I do, ALL THE THINGS, it’s time to sit back, get high, and watch some Terran All My Children! WHO WILL ERICA CHOOSE!!! JACKSON OR DMITRI!?!!! I JUST DON’T KNOW!!!!

Good nudes, everyone!!

SORRY FOR PARTRIDGE ROCKIN’!!!!

FUCK I THINK I MISSED THE SOPHIE B HAWKINS DANCE!! FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK!!!!!!

I have an idea for my next space opera!! The Passion Pickles of Praxis: In Space!

Why didn’t ANYONE TELL ME that it isn’t pronounced STARSHIT??!! No wonder the cops didn’t believe me when I said my starshit was up on blocks behind Cuz’s garage!!

The Chicken Tinders profile I set up for me and B’Etor isn’t getting much attention these days!

OH FUCK IT COULD BE MAPLE!!!!!!

So THEN B’Etor says, “Trust MEEEE. There’s no fire there — just DUMPSTER!” I mean yeah, but fuck guys like I’m standing RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!

The new Jane Austen is ribald even by MY standards!!!

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

YOU - “So I should just... just... get a hat and FUCK it, right?!” (Point at your head, where the hat should be.) “Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the SEA ICE?!”

THESE GODDAMN TERRAN CHOCLATE WGGS ARE TOO HARD TO UNWARP WHEN YPIRE TRIBBLIN’bbn!!!!!

I don’t think that was double stuff.

MY NEW STICKBALL TEAM NAME FOR THIS SEASON WILL BE THE MUFF DIVERS AND OUR THEME SONG WILL BE THE MUFF DIVER’S WALTZ!!!

Fuck. FUCK!! I just somehow poured a bunch of chocolate chips inside my chest tits plates!! I CANT REACH THEM!!!!

Anyone up for goin’ Porky Piggin’ tonight? Got the Falcor up and running and am hankerin’ to go cruise the 103.

The Terran word TITULAR is very misleading!!!

When you START TREATING THEM AS PUPPETS THEN THEY GET IN MY WAY!!!!

Ghost Knockers just rolls right off the tongue.

IT’S IN THE FRAKKIN’ SHIP!!!

You will never convince me that we cannot send messages and feelings back to ourselves through time. You don’t need to fucking drive around the sun and go save some whales. Your mind. It’s in your mind.

That’s RIGHT! FUCK THEM AND THE UNCLES THEY FUCKED

I just gotta say I would’ve been a great Terran DJ

WHY IS THERE A TIRE HALF-BURIED BEHIND THE SHITTER?

B’Etor does NOT like it when the cards don’t fall her way in Terran crib.