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Heads up, Snake. You're entering a Mixed Use Pedestrian-Vehicle Environment. Certain pathways here can be used by both cars and people, while others only allow one or the other. Your GPS can't guide you through a place like this—you'll have to rely on your own eyes for this one.

medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop

Yeah, I think dating might not be for me. It just takes too much of a toll. Yeah, the toll I pay crossing the damn bridge. These bitches live too far away!

i’ve been pitching the setup “you ever notice how these bitches at the mall are always trying to fix your phone” and then not doing a punchline and people really hate it

Win Of The Day: A new candidate running for President of England isn’t your typical politician. His name? Boaty McBoatface. Yeah. And he might just be the next Main President aka MP of the whole party.