getting the surgery to replace my brain with a breath of fresh air
handing out business cards that just say "check this out" and moonwalking away
might be fun to be very small mouse-sized or thereabouts what do u think?
If I was trying to escape, I'd use the air-conditioning ducts.
leaving a frantic third voicemail trying to explain that a fluffernutter is not a sex thing
dont be stupid man how would a worm even ride a bicycle
its messed up that u can have bad dreams sleep is supposrd to be a restful time, but now im scared?? messed up...
favorite smashing pumpkins song gotta be bart with buttery fings
USA Today Poll America Decides Which food is more erotic: Pizza or Burger?
the receding flood waters exposed my inner sanctum
ten thousand years of storms eternal hellrain forever
whats the matter? you look like you've seen a post
she let me hit cuz i baited out her heavy attack and exploited the long recovery time
This isn’t funny. Big Bear is only Doin Thangs when he is *extremely* threatened
