Suddenly remembering a time when I was shitting on some conservatives on Facebook and some psycho Boomer was like "Really lovely words there. I know your mother." and I wasted absolutely zero seconds in telling them to fuck all the way off a cliff
Colin Bartolome...?
@cpcolin.crappycomic.com
It doesn't stand for what you think it does he/him
I should start saying "Mi casa es su casa" and then switch to saying "Mi casa es sucia" and see if anybody notices
At this rate, conservatives wouldn't even get back into vaccinating their kids if Moderna came out with an mRNA cure for ligma
The grunting will continue until I successfully make it off my couch
Station Eleven putting Adult Kirsten and Kid Kirsten in scenes together seems unnecessarily cruel to Mackenzie Davis
Okay, this is definitely way too early for a leafblower
I believe strongly in labor laws that require paid rests and unpaid meal breaks, but I sure hate it when the tree-trimmers make you think they're done and then rev back up
DUDE THEY FINALLY ADDED THE ABILITY TO TURN OFF PEOPLES REPOSTS
Reminding myself that having a dream about a big earthquake and waking up to see news of a big earthquake is just confirmation bias and not a completely useless form of ESP
I drank too much while out last night and this made me think it was a good idea to put a lot of salsa on my quesadilla when I got home and thus I am having a morning
Benoit Blanc sounds like Foghorn Leghorn because he's related to Mel Blanc. I am the first person ever to make this joke.
Floating around my apartment like a cartoon hobo that smells a pie because my downstairs neighbors are cooking some alliums
I wish [the executive branch] a very happy [President Chuck Grassley]
Sorry, everybody in the Planned Parenthood lobby. I didn't *want* to be that one dude in here when you're all waiting, but they're twelve minutes late calling me back for my appointment I was here early for.
Watching movie that has shown about a dozen production logos so far but no title card yet
I'm mad at my SO I went for a long bike ride If a bad driver pancakes me And I die Then I'll die Mad at my SO Maybe they'll paint my bike white And lock it up Add some flowers Near the memory Of the stain Of my second-to-last thought
(Dave Matthews voice) The week ends; the month begins
Star Trek Strange New Worlds S4E2 not-actually-spoiler: RIP Peter Quincy Taggart, captain of the USS Peter Griffin, Orville class
How do I tag Lake Street Dive on here and become their friend
