Crabman732

@crabman732.bsky.social

Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!

Those Artemis II astronauts just doing a silent “that’s nice” to DJT followed by a mic check is a good thing for 2026. We need to hold on to what little good we can get.

“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”

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“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”

“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”