Crabman732
@crabman732.bsky.social
Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!
RFK jr proving that hiding one’s mistress is a Kennedy tradition.
Thanks for sharing my video, Adam!!
The internet is wild
@netflix.com needs to remake “Nobody Wants This”, but instead of it being a romcom about a rabbi dating a non-Jewish woman, it’s a chilling documentary about data centers. #nobodywantsthis
Luke Ski's Animation & Stuff Podcast - Episode 14: Let's Call Them Flaps - featuring Ross Childs @crabman732.bsky.social with appearances by Tony Goldmark @tonygoldmark.bsky.social & Kalani Mitchell is now up at www.luke.ski/podcast as well as the #ESONetwork, Spotify, and other places! :D #OkayGood
Those Artemis II astronauts just doing a silent “that’s nice” to DJT followed by a mic check is a good thing for 2026. We need to hold on to what little good we can get.
My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...
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HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!! COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!! It’s a fun time with great music! NO COVER!!
I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020. That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it. #zoommeetings
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
LAWRENCE COUNTY, TN: “Doctors notes no longer excuse absences…” (Under threat of juvenile court intervention) Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔 Parents: “How does that make sense?”
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social Excellent JD Vance content...
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool… Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
(*door of breakfast café explodes*) “FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”