Superhero Girl
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Baseball, fiber arts, cooking, pro-choice, sci-fi. I can tie anything back to a Friends quote. Show me your dogs.
I swear to all the gods I don't believe in, if the #Royals waste another excellent Noah Cameron start I'm revolting.
I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that cheerleading routine, but it's 100% worth it.
They called it for Holscher. The governor is going to have to put aside some bad blood if she wants the dems to win in November. Although I still think it's funny that when Skoog declared his run, Laura Kelly was like "Absolutely the fuck not." #ksleg
Watching election results like 👀. In November, it'll be like 🫣.
Caught up on Strange New Worlds and immediately called it having Event Horizon vibes. The internet tells me I'm not original in making that correlation. Anyway, I'm afraid to go to bed alone now.
I'll never understand the murder-your-cheating-partner line of thinking. I would simply not gaf about that person anymore. They certainly wouldn't get murder effort from me. Maybe I'm just lazy.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
"Would it kill you to [insert mundane task]?" It might. Best not to tempt fate.
Remember that time my ex made me a mix tape that was just an NPR article on sex addiction?
Food my child doesn't like: Tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese Food my child likes: Tomato cucumber salad with feta cheese 🤷♀️
Am I the only woman of a certain age not experiencing perimenopause symptoms? I should probably be grateful, but also how much longer must I endure the "joys" of childbearing potential?
I don't have any scheduled days off in October yet. Should I take off a random Monday?
This was way more positive of a draw than I expected
"Absolutely unbelievable" says Ryan. Except it's not. #Royals
Now I want crackers and chips and probably something else not quite healthy.
I started a crocheted trivet with yarn I'm not a fan of. It's turning out ok, just not my jam. I think a LEGO set will be my craft of choice tonight.
There's a busted hose attached to the spigot in the back of the house, and I can't get the stupid thing off. I can't tell if I'm weak or just incompetent, but it's highly annoying.
Friends quote of the day: They shouldn't have called it "It's A Wonderful Life;" they should have called it "It's A Sucky Life And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Any More It Does."