Sneaking suspicion that the oak trees enjoy making noise by dispensing acorns at random times on our metal hvac
Crank Sturgeon
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Pleased to report that the old Panasonic still sings!
Interesting theme night. 4 acts, all of whom, coincidentally or not, used tape measures & harmonicas in their sets.
Noise fans have it so much easier.. other kinds of music, someone says your favorite artist is terrible you immediately gotta like go full apoplectic rage, poor little vessels in your brain popping all over.. Noise, someone says wow that's horrible, ya just smile and say Hell Yeah, buddy! Hell Yeah.
Recounting the time before the invention of the wheel - when folks used magical circular wands to wiggle square waves on their synthesizers.
Breathalyzer. cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/mint...
Minty Maw Repurposed Vocal Microphone
Minty Maw is a curiously strong peppermint voicing device, featuring the same components used in our Barky Box verbalizer: clicker switch, quarter inch output, and handy dandy large mouthed micro-phon...
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Tamarack. Gotta love a tamarack. Accompanying soundtrack? Not a tamarack. But it was nearby… cranksturgeon.com/6O26/REAKY.mp3
Crank Sturgeon- Idle Hands Peak @cranksturgeon.bsky.social in this one. All the hallmarks at a real peppy pace. cranksturgeon.bandcamp.com/album/ides-h...
Ides Handled, by Crank Sturgeon
27 track album
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Found footage of two guys performing avant floorcore, before the invention of the belt. youtu.be/6zZy7b_qcNE?...
VideoZine#2 (07) Crank Sturgeon & PCRV - Excerpts
YouTube video by Blasphuphmus Radio
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Onomatopoeia poem, brought to you by our neighborhood mechanic.
Bad finger painting featuring our favorite 99¢ sampler.
Old friends send us pix of even older friends - and so here’s Herman. Disclosure below: cranksturgeon.com/6O26PIX.html
Ahoj friendlies, we are here on Subvert, as well as Bandcamp, SoundCloud, Podbean, and… Ello. www.subvert.fm/crank-sturgeon
Piezoelectric choking hazard in an easy gum ball cat toy. Checkit. cranksturgeon.bigcartel.com/product/bobb...
TSA AGENT: Wait, why do you need to borrow our intercom system? BRIAN ENO: Testing a master.
March poops & April gapes; another lob into mesmerizing obscurity.
Vacueloesssoh, by Crank Sturgeon
track by Crank Sturgeon
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