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@crazedkefka.bsky.social
"Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds screaming in unison!" N/SFW | Not associated with Square Enix | Multiship | No art is mine | Mun is 19 | Independent portrayal | DMs open! | Header and PFP by the beautiful boy @thestruggler.bsky.social
"I love a person who can very easily kill me but chooses not to because I'm just so cute."
"It's obvious that Gilgy will choose my personality."
Steam, what the hell is this?
"Come on. Be honest with me."
"I never wish to be easily defined. Iโd rather float over other peopleโs minds as something strictly fluid and non-perceivable; more like a transparent, paradoxically iridescent creature rather than an actual person."
"Lovelu!" Kefka sits on the chair across from him. Kefka's sandwich seems to be sour gummy worms stuffed between two pieces of bread.
๐ ห โฎ เธฟษฤฤษ .แ ึน โ ๊ฑ@murderousunicorn.bsky.social ยท 3w ago"It's my favorite!" He happily takes a big bite out of the sandwich.
"Never bite the hand that fingers you."
"Two intelligent people cannot fall in love. True love needs one idiot."
Kefka poofs back and hands a sandwich to Buddy. "I don't know exactly what you like, but you look like you'd enjoy a PB & J."
๐ ห โฎ เธฟษฤฤษ .แ ึน โ ๊ฑ@murderousunicorn.bsky.social ยท 3w agoWaiting patiently in his chair, kicking his hooves.
Kefka pushes the chair in, then poofs into purple smoke.
๐ ห โฎ เธฟษฤฤษ .แ ึน โ ๊ฑ@murderousunicorn.bsky.social ยท 3w ago"Of course." Buddy sat himself down in his chair.
"Very well!" Kefka snaps his fingers, and a table with two chairs appears. He pulled out one chair and motioned for Buddy to sit. "Our food will be prepared shortly."
๐ ห โฎ เธฟษฤฤษ .แ ึน โ ๊ฑ@murderousunicorn.bsky.social ยท 3w ago"Surprise me!"
"That was a good one. I think we're becoming friends."
"We might've gotten off on the wrong hoof."
Eating some toxic waste candies. "This is so good, man. You have to try it." His eye twitches.
"Don't like it? Then don't listen, my deer. FUCK! I did it again."
แี๐๐ .@punkishtrickster.bsky.social ยท 3w agoใ ค ใ ค I know ya can fool . I don't like your jokes . ใ ค ใ ค
"Oh, deer. Guess I gotta hold in deer puns now."
"I was thinking about maybe a little dinner date, if that's alright with you!"
๐ ห โฎ เธฟษฤฤษ .แ ึน โ ๊ฑ@murderousunicorn.bsky.social ยท 3w ago"I am! The kids are busy, so that makes room for time! Did you want to do something with me?"
"Google, show me this guy's balls."