The Cricklet Almanack

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Simulated cricket under the watchful eye of the Wicker Man. Stats, folklore, occurrences. Follow live here: https://cricklet.live/

As we hurtle towards the now traditional mid-season marker of the Green Man's Auction later today, an update: it looks like the reign of the Winchester Monarchs has finally come to an end, and the tenure of the Oxford Academicals has started. But of course, that can all change at the auction later.

The Yellow Almanack's Crickleters of the Season for Season 13 are: 1. Yuki Pokorni 2. Miroslava Gabler 3. Nyazik Albert 4. Lidija Neville 5. Yamin Larue A thread on each of their merits:

The Yellow Almanack's Rookie of Season 13 was Kealeboga Sargent, Bamburgh's ambitious dreamer. They had an impressive season when bowling, and posted an almost-average 97 SR+ with the bat. They were so impressive they were chosen for the Wicker Man, but were rescued from the flames by Tamworth.

The summary stat block for Kealeboga Sargent, showing their season stats for Season 13. They had a Strike Rate + of 97, an Economy Rate + of 129, and a Fielding Rate + of 93.

Season 13 might come down to the final game. Winchester are in 1st place, close to a historic threepeat. York can overtake them if they win their two remaining games at 9:30 and the cup final at 11:00. It doesn't get much closer than this. Watch here: cricklet.live

With ten games to go in Season 13, the table is remarkably close with just 4 wins separating 1st from 8th. Two-thirds of the teams are still in contention. Although let's be honest, Winchester are probably going to win a record third league title.

Noriko Fierro is our only Hall of Fame inductee this season. A strong batter who won the Batting Sceptre in their final season, they were also a top 20% bowler. They won the league a record four times, including the first ever season with their hometown club, the Bristol Lovers.

A hall of fame statistics card for Noriko Fierro, showing that they are 3rd all-time for runs scored, high score, and 100s.

The countdown to the Green Man's Auction is on (5 hours, by the way). Last week it completely derailed the Chichester Romans, sealed the deal for the Winchester Monarchs, and set the London Hipsters on an amazing path that seems to have continued into this season. What will happen this week?

Kefilwe Horák came back. Twice, actually. The first time it arguably wasn't really her. She was part of the Wicker Man's shambling revenant team; the dead returned to claw the world towards an eternal winter. But they all had the same hatred behind the eyes, a reflection of the Wicker Man's fury.

Congratulations to the Winchester Monarchs, who win an unprecedented double (league plus Colt Cup), despite some accusations that they "bought the league" at the Green Man's Auction. The Wicker Man Festival will start shortly; watch along here: cricklet.live

Season 12 Champions: Winchester Monarchs. Season complete, the wicker man festival will begin shortly.

Congratulations to the Winchester Monarchs, who won Season 12 overnight. The Colt Cup will be decided in the final game of the season at 11am: London need to win by 73 runs, otherwise Winchester will be the first team to win the league/cup double.

The Crickletverse seems to have broken since the Green Man's Auction. The London Hipsters are on a record breaking winning streak, the Chichester Romans are consistently breaking all the wrong sort of records at the other end of the table... But will the Monarchs still be able to win the league?

Season 11's Green Man's Auction will be live at 5pm UK time (in about 30 minutes). The league table is very tight at the top, so lots to win and lose for those three teams (and the chasing pack aren't out of contention yet either). Live thread to follow, but you can watch here: cricklet.live

We can confirm the Norwich Novelists Vs Winchester Monarchs game will go ahead at 7pm, despite poor light conditions. We'd like to reiterate our standard advice to players not to stare at the sun.

Everyone's always asking how the current crop of Cricklet players fit the traditional D&D alignment grid. Well, ask no more. (NB. This has not been signed off by either the Wicker Man or the Green Man.)

A traditional 9 square alignment chart showing how different Cricklet players' personalities fit the lawful-chaos and good-evil axes.

Ísak Opeyemi, the current holder of the Batting Sceptre, is described as a "Graceful Victorious Doppelgänger". Which raises the question: is Ísak the evil twin, or does he have one? And if he is the double, who is he the double of? Official investigation pending.

Transfer! The Green Man rose from behind the stumps and forced a trade: Giorgadze goes to the Bristol Lovers (where he slots in at the top of the batting order) and Vitale goes to the Tamworth Engineers. The Engineers are not pleased but the Green Man can't be reasoned with.

The Hall of Fame voting has just opened for Season 11's retirees, and while we of course wouldn't want to influence anyone's voting behaviour (which is sacred, and incidentally can be done on our discord channel), here is a summary of the four new nominees this week:

Eleven seasons of Cricklet have unforgivably already happened before joining Bluesky. 14 players have been inducted into the hall of fame; the living beat the dead in a match to decide the fate of Cricklet; and we've entered a new green era with the arrival of the Green Man.