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mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time” music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
nature is healing, the youth are returning to cookie mountain
alec baldwin’s instagram continues to surprise
i’m using instagram in wonderful ways
too many of you are unfamiliar with the sacred texts
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3d agookay, throw me some numbers
too many of you are unfamiliar with the sacred texts
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3d agookay, throw me some numbers
carrabas mcclunky is the tough new pit boss running the casino floor
people will smugly say “i used ai for this” and then hold up the biggest pile of shit you’ve ever seen just steaming in the palm of their hand lol
hadn’t watched this movie in years, god i forgot how good matt damon is in it. i love rooting for that devious little gay guy. i’ll always love rooting for devious gays in fiction
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3d agohow about the talented mr nipply and matt damon’s got a bunch of nipples like a dog and he’s breastfeeding the rest of the cast for the whole film
you go into a target and you’ve got a good couple of hours before they kick you out of there for being weird
hands on my hips, waving at my neighbor in the morning as i sip from a bird bath with my penis
how about the talented mr nipply and matt damon’s got a bunch of nipples like a dog and he’s breastfeeding the rest of the cast for the whole film
i’d like to thank you all for coming tonight, and seriously, remember to tip your bartenders. they need it. and now this next song is one that’s very personal, one about fuckin a chick in my old car. it’s called night moves, and maybe you’ve heard it — and if you have, then sing along
hollywood nights, baby!!! the MOVIE stars are shinin’
i dictate all my posts while in this pose
that bob seger picture is unreasonably hilarious to me, and i’m gonna keep posting it
i’d like to thank you all for coming tonight, and seriously, remember to tip your bartenders. they need it. and now this next song is one that’s very personal, one about fuckin a chick in my old car. it’s called night moves, and maybe you’ve heard it — and if you have, then sing along
this guy puts a snorkel in his mouth and then goes fully underwater lol
watching all of entourage and all of sex and the city back to back was a fever dream period in my life. it feels like somebody else’s memories
being an underground musician is so cool and weird. i’m gonna play in a venue that’s also a fried chicken restaurant on 9/11
officially working with a tape label to put my next album out in december!!!
the halo trilogy understood that a sassy gay computer monitor floating around would naturally be the truest villain of all
