Crispbap
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I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
Jay from the Inbetweeners ass president.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2h agoTrump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"
Super Family annihilating at the Nintendo Super Family restaurant
It is December 1998 and I'm buying the new Nintendo system to play ocarina of time. It is June 2011 and I'm buying the new Nintendo system to play ocarina of time. It is November 2026 and I'm buying the new Nintendo system to play ocarina of time.
Bought a smoothie machine and been drinking the hell out of daily fruit smoothies with like 3 or 4 portions of fruit and just read that no matter how many fruit you have in smoothie form it only counts as 1 of your 5 a day. They want us to suffer.
The tragedy of this story and many like it about male insecurities is that these things are easy to avoid simply by having a nice big hog.
youtu.be/8EYthstJbis?... 3 hours of a very good writer talking about 3 not very good games*, fuckin hell yeah *Though charming in their janky love for the source material
Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games [Rambo: TVG, Terminator: Resistance, Robocop: Rogue City]
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
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Apparently the shore leave for the USS lincon is over and they've left Pattaya behind and there was no chaos and no uptick in the sex work economy because all the sailors are gen z and don't drink lol.
Man Queen would have made a baller ass Castlevania soundtrack I bet.
In Ireland we celebrate samhain (Halloween to the baka gaijin) not by going 'Trick or treating' or watching scary movies but by repeatedly listening to the prologue music from Human entertainment's 1989 Nes game 'Monster party' youtu.be/dmRnlGQ81YM?...
Monster Party (NES) Music - Prologue
YouTube video by GBelair
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Nice that the guy peeping out from the sewer plus the high kicking lady went on to get further work on the final fight 2 cover art.
Alpha Chrome Yayo@alphachromeyayo.com · yesterdayWas in need of a major energy boost Now I could easily smash a phone box with a lead pipe and consume the entire roast chicken lurking within
Father secrete more lovecules so that my brain may glow
Crispbap@crispbap.bsky.social · yesterdayDiagram of my dog absorbing the 'lovecules' that I secrete and it's effects on my dog's beautiful little brain.
Diagram of my dog absorbing the 'lovecules' that I secrete and it's effects on my dog's beautiful little brain.
Reading this statistic and doing the 'jerk off' motion, inadvertently proving it to be correct.
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2d agoI come across this "statistic" everywhere and it is obviously, laughably false
As punishment for his many crimes (both sex and war) Donald trump has been made british
I've been called a terrorist supporter just* for showing support for Palestine action! *also I support terrorists.
Jack Saundrs@jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 3d agoCan you imagine, can you imagine, what the cops, the media and the political class would be doing right now if a left group dressed in masks and uniforms to go blockade a port
I'll straight up block your ass for reposting me with this boring shit.
I feel the fact that you can fly from Dublin to Tokyo this autumn for under 500 quid most days is widely under reported. YOU 🫵🫵🫵 could be getting day drunk in a family restaurant on 85p glasses of wine
I would like to congratulate the entirety of England becoming the 7th county of Ulster. Keep putting up those flags, organising those pogroms and having a worrying rate of femicide lads, you'll get there👍👍
Stuart Hemingway@stu31.bsky.social · 3d agoEasy to arrest these thugs they are all getting on a train going from platform 1 Dover Station to London.
Silent hill's creator revealing that the secret to artistic success is being a straight up clay-dick.
This is the same man. With and without Godzilla suit. If a guy destroys your model town while wearing a Godzilla suit without disclosing that there is a guy in there, that's destruction of property. Probably still cool tho.
Honestly this is how I feel on planes when the benzo's and g&t's start to kick in 🤤🤤
cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 4d agoLMAOOOOOOO
My first post on this site got me blocked by it's number 1 Most influential user 💅💅
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4d agoStancil at 4 is the most Bluesky thing ever
Tom Noonan Pleasure
Alt: Tom Noonan with a nice big belly full of a Blake painting.
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J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 5d agoYOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
Don't ever buy a fuckin stupid big house or you'll end up spending days doing shit like power hosing the 'giallo mise en scene' off the bastard
I was at an Indian restaurant in Bangkok and the owner came out to talk to me and my wife and explained the original owner (his father) had personal chef to Lord Mountbatten when he was the last viceroy in India and I blurred out ' I know the guy that killed him!' 👍👍
