I'm often surprised when I come across a new no-song-but-this-song, play-on-endless-repeat-for-days tune. This morning it's, of all things, Bilmuri's MIDWESTLAWNCAREDADSWHOSMASHBREWS. Goin' on hour three already.
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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛ 🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (any pronouns) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
You can tell I'm not a drummer by how simple my drum lines are. I can't help but embellish the shit out of my guitar & bass lines, but my drums are like Lars'.
oh my god, having drum machine software means i can write whole entire songs i just did one right now
Pants ARE bad. The Greeks were correct.
“Odysseus and his men and Telemakhos, are portrayed as wearing pants for significant parts of the film. In historical reality, the Greeks never wore pants during any period of antiquity and regarded pants as a quintessentially barbarian garment.” PANTS ARE BAD SIGN ME UP!!
do I have to join one to make this stop why doesn't the 'got it' button acknowledge that I have got it
I wish I didn't get the 'group chats are here!' pop-up literally every time I go to this website.
Part of the problem with regularly mass deleting my posts is important things like this being lost LOL
You think any of Anne Hathaway's lovers ever saw her in the tub and was like 'Hathaway in the bathaway'?
Just finished Chuck's latest, FABULOUS BODIES. I liked it.
oh my god, having drum machine software means i can write whole entire songs i just did one right now
People complaining about Threads is wild. That is TWITTER made by FACEBOOK. What do you expect?
I cannot believe I haven't been able to hang this one in the rafters yet.
bitch mcconnell, die already
Damn, spoons dropped to zero after that last meeting. No chance I get anything useful done today.
Imminence Return of the Black instrumental-only when?
Denver just Denvered: 2:30p yesterday in Denver: 102° 4:30a this morning: 52° 50° swing in 14 hours! #COwx
'currently 62°, feels like 77°' what the fuck how
Tried to Venmo someone just now and the transaction appeared to complete, but it doesn't appear in either my Venmo history or my bank account. Irritating.
New boss is like 'I don't know what all your responsibilities are. Can you keep a tracking sheet for me?' No, but I can fucking quit and you can see how many things fall apart. I was doing this job for six years before they hired you. Trust that I'm doing it and leave me the fuck alone to do it.
There's a thing that happens every August, usually in the first week. It's been 90°+ for six weeks, never dropping below 70° at night, and suddenly one magical morning it's chilly. Verging on cold, even. This morning gives me hope for autumn.
It's currently 54°F outside. It'd be absolutely lovely if it weren't for all the wildfire smoke.
'technical djent core' michael jordan 'stop it, get some help' dot avi
Post asks: 'When’s the last time you looked at yourself in the mirror and said, “I love who I’ve become” ?' I'll let you know when the first time happens?
ibs be like i shit two shits in the morning, i shit two shits at night i shit two shits in the afternoon, i do not feel all right i shit two shits if i don't eat and two if i eat more i shit two shits before i shit two shits and then i shit two more
I know I'm not a man because I don't wear deodorant called Bearhammer or Knife Tricks. I know I'm not a woman because I hate the band HIM.
Might fuck around and buy a li'l Steam game today.
It's currently 54°F outside. It'd be absolutely lovely if it weren't for all the wildfire smoke.
I'm about six months older than these cloves, so on the topic of being past one's prime: can confirm.
Doing a bit of a kitchen clean out and I think these cloves dated 10 November 1981 are maybe way past their prime
I vastly prefer the store brand toaster pastries to Pop-Tarts®.
What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
(experimental flirting technique) your ass is so fat it makes me want to live