radiant gravebird 👻💀

@crow.stormsong.org

⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (any pronouns) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.

New boss is like 'I don't know what all your responsibilities are. Can you keep a tracking sheet for me?' No, but I can fucking quit and you can see how many things fall apart. I was doing this job for six years before they hired you. Trust that I'm doing it and leave me the fuck alone to do it.

ibs be like i shit two shits in the morning, i shit two shits at night i shit two shits in the afternoon, i do not feel all right i shit two shits if i don't eat and two if i eat more i shit two shits before i shit two shits and then i shit two more