Crowdog (she/her)

@crowdogao3.bsky.social

29, (she/her), Aroace. Leotello | Leorai | OT4 I block: Minors, MAPs, Pedos, AI Bros, Bots, TERFs, Racists, Jesus Freaks, and Scammers. ‼️I'm not reading your bio before I reskeet something, just block me.‼️ • AO3: Crowdog & Sourdoh • FFN: Crowdog [inactive]

AI infecting search results has made calorie counting so much more complicated... I just want to be able to tell my pre-diabetes uncle the accurate nutritional info for my cheesecake. (In hopes he'll have a small piece instead of a huge one but I can't force him to make better choices...)

I need a Period Craving Snack Pack that has like: -2 bites of cheesecake. -one 1"×1"×1" fudge brownie cube. -1 raw cookie dough ball. -¼ a cinnamon roll. -something peanut buttery Just little pieces of all the yummy desserts so there's not enough to get The Ick™.

Made a gluten free cheesecake. Had a little last night. It was so good. Decadent even. Chocolate and silky. Woke up today with the Cheesecake Ick™. 🥲 Saw that fucker in the fridge and recoiled. Yeah. You're going in the freezer today. See you in a few months Mr. Cheesecake. 👉🥶

“H-hey, Dad! You’re up late!” “Mm. As are you, my son.” “Oh, y-yeah—mnff—just… watching TV! So much to catch—ah!—up on!” “Mmm. Indeed. Well then, I shall retire for the night, Leonardo. Enjoy your shows. And tell Raphael to clean up the mess you’re both making on the couch.” 🎨 - @RelatedTurtles

I hate that my compression sports bra and my yoga pants lose their "snug fit" at my waist so I have two rings of fabric that occasionally brush up against my stomach when I am in any position but standing still. And it sets off my "ahahaaha I am being tickled" senses.

I need Leo to be caught writing a "My brothers sold me to Lou Jitsu to pay for our father's cake and milk addiction" self insert fanfic. But after their home is destroyed by The Shredder; Donnie STILL has a copy and STILL threatens to show it to any boyfriend Leo might get (so he better not.) #tcest

i always automatically get defensive when i see posts that are like “not everything in fandom has to be about shipping/sex” because like while i wholeheartedly agree with the statement. it’s always worded in a way that feels very dismissive of nsfw content, as if it’s not a “real” contribution

Uhg its so perfect cause Axo courtship behavior is 'dancing' and Bowie already quad skates where casey inline skates so them skating together-I think maybe Bowie and Casey bump into each other on a few different occaisions being fellow street prowling night owls and get along pretty well.