building a spreadsheet of my historical injuries

new reader acquisition strategy: got an email to the address I only share on my website from a woman a few streets over who grabbed a book out of my new little free library and found my 12 year old FSA debit card inside. she said “I’m glad it introduced me to your writing !”

hate when the thriftbooks sticker takes a little piece of the spine with it

Him With His Foot in His Mouth and Other crowjonah Stories

an elementary school student complimented me on my faux retro nikola jokic t shirt (still got it)

sorry can you repeat that, I was distracted using a twisty tie to fish cat hair out of my computer keyboard

ty to @burialmagazine.bsky.social for publishing the smallest poem I've put out all by its lonesome, not one of those minimalist things, there's just a bit more to mine, not too much more but just a bit more to this very small poem burialmagazine.neocities.org/mostlygoodnews

Mostly Good News

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how is it that I walk through knee high grass and catch spider webs with my face

just got a credit card that will cover an expense of up to $1000 to repatriate my remains if I happen to die while on a Covered Trip

not to brag but I can slow my heartbeat just by thinking about it

hey I just wanted you to know that I see how hard you’re working and I admire it

I love when a print-on-demand’s spine is so narrow it can’t fit the book’s title or author’s name on it and I’ll never find it again

good pets

what did we even do before we invented locking in

brought our son to brooklyn

just realized I've been zoning out since music for airports started playing fifteen minutes ago

new croem in Dream Boy Book Club thx to Kitty St-Remy www.dreamboybook.club/crow-jonah-n...

son walked in on me benching 50lb dumbbells and said “you’re sick!”

my ability to tack on a cookie and cold brew to any errand is unrivaled

contemplating a separate shelf for the books I’ve blurbed and/or in which been mentioned/acknowledged

in the mood to have my back scratched

youtube noticed I was acting nostalgic and served me up Boston Marathon 2018 - Yuki Kawauchi Highlights

too true, smoketoad, too true

crowjonah@crowjonah.com · 4mo ago

how many times is too many times to listen to the new boards of canada track in a row

how many times is too many times to listen to the new boards of canada track in a row

just paid $29.53 to preorder a 200 page book from my local bookstore please clap

Anthems for a Thirty Seven Year‐Old Man

refuse to be contaminated by your cynicism

skipping work to read transcription

in my overzealousness to scoop deeply I splashed myself in the face with yogurt water