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'You're a fool to challenge the Ginyu Force's Red Magma, me— Jeice!' ✧ - MDNI
ℝ𝕦𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕣𝕦𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🌀 Not new to RP 🌪️ Matches seriousness 🐍 SFW 🧈 Multiverse/double friendly
Eughhh. He's backing away. "'n ya dare imply *I* was the pervert-?! Prince of all FREAKS, more like!" Glances left, glances right. He quickly hurls a Crusher Ball before making his retreat. "I'm not gettin' paid, so I'm done!! I'll kick your ass when it's worth it, Vejaytah!"
He ducks the beam, wiping blood from his lip with a dark, mocking chuckle. He stalks forward, his eyes narrowed with lethal arrogance. "It's almost a shame I have to kill you. You're actually rather cute. I'd keep you as a pet myself, but a brainwashed mutt like you isn't worth the leash."
He flips his alignment back to being upright and drifts away, grinning mischievously at the sight of blood. He points a finger, a thin beam of energy firing from it. ...Just going to act like his other arm isn't in serious pain. "He's a great boss, th' BESTEST boss! You wankers just can't behave!"
He takes the kick to the face, his head snapping aside as blood wells from his lip. The midsection blast throws him backwards, tearing his armor. He skids to a halt, spitting blood. "Stubbies?! You think sharing a drink makes you special? He uses you, you fool! Just like he uses all of us!"
"GRR! Stupit APE!!!!" He rotates his body to go with the movement, a strong leg shooting out to kick the prince's face. He fires a stronger jolt of energy, aiming to pierce though his midsection. "He likes me best! ME! We get Stubbies together an' everything!"
His jaw clenching as the word 'favourite' hits a raw, bitter nerve. A dangerous, cold fury replaces his snark, and he twists Jeice’s wrist with bone-crushing force. The threat doing nothing for him. "Favourite? You're all just disposable pets to him. And Ginyu is the only dog he actually praises!"
The Brench seethes angrily, he's much more adapted to ranged fighting - but it's fine! He's ranked so highly for a reason! He holds out his free palm to fire a ki blast point blank. "Dun' let Lord Frieza's tolerance for ya get to your head! I'm still his favorite!" Umm no actually that's Ginyu. 🤓☝️
He chokes, stumbling back as the punch hits his throat. He glares with pure rage, his ki flaring as he lunges to clamp a hand onto Jeice's wrist, twisting painfully. "Grovel? To you? Don't flatter yourself! If you care about company time, you better hope Ginyu provides life insurance!"
"GRODIE! As if, tosser! It worked well enough th' first time!" Throat punch. 😡 "I dun' like fightin' off company time 'cause it's wasted effort for no money, so why don't you just grovel and beg forgiveness?!"
He drives his palm downward, slamming it into Jeice's thigh to block the upward trajectory of his knee just inches before impact. "Are you completely obsessed with my lower half, or are you just trying to tell me you're in love with me?! Find a new target, you unoriginal, painted freak!"
His insides! 😣😖 He seems to be handling it better than his poor scalp being attacked. ...He's aiming there AGAIN. "Bloody idiot-jerk-bastard!"
Ghhhh. . . . . . His royal lineage . . . . . . His crown jewels . . . He feels nauseous. He. . . He has to take a minute. . . He needs a breath . . . He's gonna be sick . . . Of course, the moment he's recovered, he's getting revenge by kneeing Jeice right in the stomach. Gohan style.
"EH? That dope has quills, not hair! Ya blind f—" OWWW OWIE OWOWOW. The shriek he lets out would have anyone thinking his nerve endings just got yanked, He promptly knees Vegeta in the balls! "SICKO, HOW DARE YOU!"
"You... insolent red tick! Do not compare my regal Saiyan crown to Nappa's complete, pathetic genetic failure!" >:( "And as for hair, even Raditz had a more majestic mane than whatever cheap, frayed fiber-optic cabling you call a hairstyle!" GRABBING THE OTHERS HAIR. tug tug tug. LOSER.
"Your hair looks like it's actively tryin' t' escape your skull! I dun' blame it! At least your big boy knew when to call it quits 'n go bald, hahah!" >:D
"You dare insult my intelligence by implying your dirty mop is anything but a standard space-flea hazard?! Please. It looks like a dying Saibaman nested on your skull!"
"Pfft— wot?! Me hair's the best in the universe! Cope harder!"
He's LETTING Jeice hit him because he's THAT nice and caring. "Ghh—! Whatever! At least my hair isn't dumb and ugly." 💢💢