i think, just one time, while dealing at a harrington rager eddie decided to exact his revenge on king steve by pouring bleach into steve's conditioner bottle. this however severely backfired on eddie because steve came into school the next monday with the most perfect sunkissed locks and

how eddie wakes up every september 1st with the knowledge he can now wear his leather jacket without sweating into a puddle.

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steve and eddie being able to make each other cum with just a look and robin calling it their freakuency.

alls im saying is the solution is a simple one. the folks screaming about taking fics/the site down are simultaneously complaining about the site being too hard to navigate. so,

i really think wayne munson got no qualms about nothing. like he will kick the door open when the only three inch minimum between eddie and steve is what steve can't get down his throat and say "can y'all keep it quiet! tryna watch my stories!"

im beginning to think the folks constantly screaming and pissing about how problematic ao3 fics are have severely misunderstood the "minor character xyz" tag. and also maybe perhaps the difference between / and &.

being obsessed with garfield, especially as a child, means that eddie has perfected lasagna. not as in he found a really good recipe, it's eddie's own recipe however the fact that he makes a damn good lasagna has been largely irrelevant for most of his life until he started dating steve

steve: it's just a mushroom eddie, eat it! eddie: absolutely not. steve: so you'll eat my ass like a man starved every night but you won't try one, one ☝️, teeny tiny little mushroom? wayne:

sometimes i think about eddie strolling into scoops ahoy on a random tuesday, immediately clocking steve harrington in his slutty lil sailor uniform and just short circuiting and asking for a "split on my banana" instead of a banana split then just running the fuck outta there.

honestly one of the most underrated wayne munson moments is when the gummerment lady shows up and wayne gives her the bitchiest size up when he opens the door. like he saw that power pant suit and was about to give it the ol' "united we bargain. divided we beg." 1-2 jab jab.

eddie was really excited when steve started reading the lord of the rings until one night he casually turned to him and said "you know which character reminds me of you? tom bombadil" eddie might have sorta gone into a fugue state for 3-5 business days cause tom bombadil? tom. fucking. bombadil.

#steddie lovedrug.

this is how i think it went the first time steve bought weed from eddie. steve: you're not just selling me oregano or some shit are you munson? eddie: you really think i'd ruin my rep for having the finest weed in the southfarthing just to get one over king steve? get your head out your ass.

during the summer of '72 there was a mass outbreak of faintings and almost drownings at hawkins public pool that had since become urban legend. some blamed cuts in funding. others said it was the quarry contaminating the water supply or a leak of an airborne chemical weapon from hawkins lab

okay bear with me a second, what if the munsons have a tradition of giving their children the middle name "munson" with an additional son for each generation so eddie's full government name is edward "munsonsonsonsonsonsonsonson" munson & steve only finds this out after giving birth to their child.

oh my god you cannot tell me this ain't eddie hanging with the little lost sheepies after hellfire you just can't

steve cause eddie really isn't picking up on all of his hints, suggestions and outright flirting.

Teegan@teegan.dog · 3mo ago

bisexual final boss

#eddiemunson

wayne munson's trailer really is the unofficial rainbow house of hawkins and you just know he refers to each every person that seeks sanctuary under his roof as "my kids".

i know steddie's ideal date is to take edibles and walk around an art gallery. they tried it once with shrooms but steve had to curl up in the corner cause he felt like he was gonna throw up and eddie spent 40 minutes staring at a blank wall. they were asked not to come back.

📢 eddie munson whimpers if steve breaks the kiss too soon for eddie’s liking 📢

@dadfishing.bsky.social i need you to know that for 24 days gay, this flashes in my mind and i bluescreen/dial up internet sound for a few seconds approximately every hour of every day. i might need to pwp fic this for the sake of my health. 🫪

Joseph@dadfishing.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Eddie’s suckin down jello in one mouthful and Steve’s cleaning out pudding cups with no spoon and they’re making fuck me eyes at each other while doing it Also “straight down the goozle” is gonna become part of my everyday vocabulary now thank you

wayne munson the kind of father in law/boyfriend's dad that would see a pair of pink fuzzy socks and think "oh i bet steve would like these" and then get all shy and awkward acting like it's no big deal when he gives them to him.

i do think eddie had a serious moment of reconsideration when he discovered the harringtons were a ceiling light family. just sitting at the fancy dinner table, glaring and seething at his boyfriend like "it is so damn bright in here i can see your organs through your papery ass waspy skin."

wayne munson knits tiny sweaters for rescue hens in his free time. sometimes he even knits in little phrases like "good egg" and "cool chick"

i bet rockstar eddie felt real smug posting these photos to hard launch his boyfriend. (also he was grinning at steve calling it a hard-on launch cause hehe nice 😏)

McReynolds@mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i got a hard-on and i don’t even have a dick

gareth's answering machine message is absolutely "im too busy listening to megadeth to answer the phone. don't call back..... ✨wAtCh HiM bEcOmE a gOoOood✨" and it successfully ragebaits eddie every single time.

big time corroded coffin having a merch line for the most dedicated fans and it's just a series of mugs with "wayne's warriors" in like a very coffee shop/diner style design.

steve and eddie dancing in the kitchen and singing "heb bab be deeb ba heb be dab bo" and robin just doesn't have the heart to tell them that's not the actual lyrics to cotton eyed joe.

i really do not appreciate half man coming along to fuck my shit up on a random wednesday. cause like im clawing at the walls for the next episode and daydreaming the plot points to make it steddie.