Good to see the Ravens kept the clock management of John Harnbaugh.
Crutnacker
@crutnacker.bsky.social
Social media outfluencer and Only Fans earlobe model. Banned in 51 states. Pisces. Once made Steve Martin laugh.
Is it just me or it everything full of sadness right now.
New York Post @nypost.com · 3d agoCarrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide, Friday Vegas show canceled: report
Lizzy Borden took an axe Gave her mother 40 whacks When she saw what she had done Said “I really should have sharpened this before I started.”
May he get what he thinks his family deserves.
Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 7mo ago“Del Bigtree told me he wants his teenage son to catch polio. Measles, too. He’s considered driving his unvaccinated family to South Carolina, which is in the midst of a historic outbreak, so that they can all be exposed… He’s more than anti-vaccine: He’s pro-infection.”
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran popularity drops below that of gas prices.
Wonder how many artists are going to stay with this promoter in the wake of Ed Sheeran claiming they’re why he kicked Macklemore off the tour. www.messinatouring.com
Messina Touring – Concert Tour and Live Music Promoter
A leader in live music with over two decades of record-breaking tours for top artists, redefining live entertainment with an artist-first, tech-forward approach for worldwide touring.
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Why do I feel like we’re living inside the Aristocrats joke?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoKash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
One of these days awards shows will finally realize we don’t need lyrics to go with our death montage.
This has been true since at least the mid 80s.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
Just tell them you’re taking a series of stills thirty times a second.
Joe Sonka 😐@joesonka.lpm.org · last wk.“Reporters were barred from recording video” whaaaaaat
Every time I see Michael J Fox, I am reminded that hardly anyone remembers who Rush Limbaugh is anymore.
Well, even if the new iPhone Duo doesn’t pay off, at least Apple got expertise in how to fold.
Mitch McConnell gave a 20-minute speech at Trumpz-A-Loser, but only Scott Jennings saw it.
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
C'mon guys, it's just till midterms. And if not, $5000 will fill up your tank for a week or two.
Rory Johnston@roryjohnston.bsky.social · 2w agoCrude flying this morning—Brent now above $104/bbl. Wheels coming off.
That awkward moment when AI turns Charlie Kirk into Jesus.
What I were all just NPCs living inside Rockstar Games' Grand Theft America?
Perhaps the problem is that the world has a lot of Nazis and tech bro capitalism is willing to shrug it off or embrace it. Moving my posts to Compuserve.
Scott Fitzgerald Gray@scottfgray.bsky.social · 2w agoThe number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social Sad News kentuckylantern.com/2026/08/31/k...
Kentucky writer, farmer and advocate Wendell Berry dies at 92 • Kentucky Lantern
A lover of forests, the farmer, author and former English professor died on Thursday, according to his family and the New York Times. He was 92.
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Looks like I need to move forward wirh my personal lubricant company idea. Can you guess the name? www.foxbusiness.com/retail/buc-e...
That awkward moment when you realize Iran is better at comedy than the right wing.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.How it’s playing in Tehran — where “cart” and “truck” may get lost in translation. 🙄
