Style “The Loremon” Liz
@cryingwithstyle.bsky.social
Don’t test me. Please don’t. I have test anxiety.
If people ever tell you teachers won’t remember you, know it’s a lie. I wrote a letter to my sixth grade teacher when I graduated high school saying something to the effect of “I know you probably don’t remember me since it’s been 6 years, but thank you for believing in me and my dreams”
My mom: “sure I’ll take care of my parents in their old age even though my father was deeply unkind to me” Also my mom: “when I start to lose my mind, take me out to a field and leave me there, Liz.” No mother I’m not gonna abandon you to nature when you’re dying wtf
“Omg it’s so hard that me and my bestie are two states away from each other” Brother one of my best friends is in CHINA. She’s 15 hours ahead. She can only text me back when she has access to a VPN or is in Hong Kong. WE MAKE IT WORK
So about that-
Style “The Loremon” Liz@cryingwithstyle.bsky.social · 3w agoMy offer still stands from yesterday, people. If @littleleggies.bsky.social gets to 300 sub points and plays Warframe, I will be nice to twitch dot tv slash RIPmika for a whole month. No snarky comments. No roasting. Pure, unfiltered joy. THIS IS A REALLY BIG OFFER GUYS, I SWEAR
My offer still stands from yesterday, people. If @littleleggies.bsky.social gets to 300 sub points and plays Warframe, I will be nice to twitch dot tv slash RIPmika for a whole month. No snarky comments. No roasting. Pure, unfiltered joy. THIS IS A REALLY BIG OFFER GUYS, I SWEAR
I’m back on my monster hunter bullshit again so you know what that means I’m makin y’all look at how pretty my monster hunter is
Dear Google, if I select Google password in account management, maybe it’s because I want to see what my fucking password is. Not to change it. Since apparently you don’t save passwords for the account anywhere where it can be seen on the account.
It’s that time of year where I appreciate every moment I get to have while going to football games with my dad.
If leggies plays Warframe I will finally be whole
littleleggies@littleleggies.bsky.social · last mo.Tomorrow starts the month of September which also starts an “UnLeggie Like Plus Push”. Where each month we hit 300 sub points, if will unlock a game you would never imagine I play. September unlocks Warframe October unlocks GTA or Nier November unlocks BG3
Once again thinking about my beloved golden retriever who by the time he died was blind in both eyes for 2 different reasons, partially balding, with bad back legs, had had a heart attack at 11, had dog IBS,AND had hypothyroidism. Who never, SOMEHOW, got cancer.
Had a fucking bombass waffle tonight for dinner. I’m still thinking about it. Belgian waffle with toasted marshmallows, Belgian chocolate sauce, and a scoop of biscoff cookie butter. Deeply unhealthy? Yes but so goddamn good.
My mom: “I didn’t realize how much in mourning you’d be.” Me: “Why do you say that?” My mom: “Liz, you’re playing Jolene out loud on your phone right now.” AND WHAT ABOUT IT???
Once again I cannot express how deeply ridiculous to me it is when I have to explain that the dog that ate part of my nose was a corgi named *Waffles*
I’m gonna need YouTube to stop recommending documentaries about tragedies/natural disasters right as my parents are going on international vacations. Which seems a bit innocuous at first until you realize that they’re all documentaries about the locations my parents are going to.
I love my friends dearly, they are my family. They’ve loved and supported me through a lot of horrible shit. So, pray tell, why the fuck do I get so goddamn anxious every day before going to hang out with them???
Being 26 is just finding out the difference between tired (sleep) and tired (hungry).
Brother someone wanna tell me why I’m getting an ad for my ex’s mom’s alpaca yarn knitting business???? I have those people blocked LAYERS deep
Been thinking about this guy a lot recently. Really miss him.
Where do I yell at Mr. Walgreens himself because I want to tell him how fucking stupid it is that you can only add an insurance plan to your account online. You can’t go online to remove insurances or change the primary insurance. THAT IS FUCKING STUPID, MR. WALGREENS.
I feel like it’s safe to say it’s been hot outside when I am waking up in the middle of the night every night in a puddle of my own sweat. And I’m in the basement with 4 fans going in my room at any given time. But maybe that’s just me
I have a proposal for a new calendar 13 months 28 days each That would be 364 days We give the final day to February to make up for only giving it 28 days for like 500 years. Which to me makes WAY more sense than 30 days but 7 months have 31 days and 1 month only has 28z
“Flight are hard for kids I could possibly control my child’s many outbursts!” My parents drugged us, their children, with Benadryl to make sure we didn’t make a peep on any flight we went on. As per the recommendation of our pediatrician, mind you.
When life gives you lemons sometimes it also throws some rocks directly at your face too, just for good measure. I have plantar fasciitis in my left foot, but I done went and fucked up my right ankle so bad that it hurts to exist standing up in general
Everyone talks about how the most important part of a good mozzarella stick is the cheese pull. I’d argue that equally important is the quality of the dip. If your marinara sauce is too chunky that it won’t stick? Ruins the mozzarella stick no matter how cheesy the pull is.
Y’all ever had an ingrown eyelash? I have. I would actually rather cease to be than continue with this traitorous bastard poking my eye for time and all eternity
I need a new game to play but idk what I want to play, and also nothing sounds good to me rn
In times like these I wish to embody 6 year old Liz. A child who, when being tested on reading, was well past the standard reading level, and just decided she was done and refused to continue testing on harder books.
