Crymini.
@cryminiariver.bsky.social
The most underrated hazbin character ever. 18+. Minors, leave.
Merry Christmas! Or…Sinsmas? What do sinners celebrate? Eh, don’t matter…probably.
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She’s in her apartment, bored out of her mind. Mixing a few drugs together to make some kind of stupid drug. In reality it’ll probably just KO her ass for a few days. Still, fun!
Guess what! She’s flashing her hyena tits at you for a few seconds.
She’s sitting across from you. She MAY have tied you up. “…I’m gonna ask questions. You give answers. You bullshit, you get hurt. Bullshit 3 times, I go for the throat.” She brandished an angelic blade. Uh oh. “Get me?”
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"𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 ḿ̵̳i̶̼̓ņ̵̀d̷̰̚."
She’s pounding, and I mean POUNDING on your front door. “YOU MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKER- OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR.”
Beware. She’s found out how to use power tools. Holding a little weapon she made. “Ain’t this cool?” :D It’s 2 fire axe heads on the sides of a sledge hammer.
Always remember: If you’re GOING to fight the hyena, keep pressure on her always. She has a gun in her chest fluff and a baseball bat, she’s gonna be attacking no matter where you are
She’s got you pinned down, her baseball bat pressed against your neck. Dunno what you coulda done, but she is PISSED. “GIVE ME ONE FUCKIN REASON I SHOULDN’T KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU PARASITE.”
“YEAH, IM THAT FUCKIN BITCH! GO RUN HOME AND CRY TO YOUR FUCKIN DADDY, YEEAAAA!” Picking her bat up, she’s doin a few fist bumps, and multiple middle fingers to the sky. …the groaning, cause she also got her ass beat. Pushing her shoulder back into place. “…god I need a fucking drink.”
" Hitting *this* fucking face? Really?? " - A portal opens behind the exterminator, looking like it leads into heaven. - " I'll make sure you're HANGED for this, you shitty furry bitch! " With that last scream, he retreats into the portal. And it closes..
She’s sittin on the edge of the street, on the curb. Smoking a cigarette, wiping a bit of…something fleshy off her face. Someone didn’t pay her on time, and now that someone has no perception of time. “Is so FUCKIN hard to pay?” She mumbled as she lifted the guys head up. Huffing, setting the-
“I’m not a bad girl at all! You can trust me, right?” Ignore the 2 dead drug dealers behind her. It was totally to clean the streets and not to expand her turf-
𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳𝙽'𝚃 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂... -------------written by 𝙎𝙏✰𝙍G✰ZIN'.(猿べ映) , edit by adam.mpfour on TikTok----------- ...𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙾 𝙳𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽!
((Post so my account don’t die yay-)) She’s wiping the blood off her uh…everything. Spitting the throat of someone out from her mouth. “Last time I forget my gun bag.”
‘Share this photo with anyone and you’re dead, got it?’ She took an ass pic for you. What a nice gift!
Attention ya freaky peeps I have a fat based alt. Not into it? You can block if. I won’t be mad, I’d even understand Into it? Follow, if ya want.
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You won your bet. But she is going to KILL you if you send this to anyone. Ever.