Squints sleepily. “What if I simply, take the day off?”

Groans loudly and contemplates sleeping in and pretending his alarm didn’t go off. …. Or pretending he’s sick.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄɪᴛʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ? ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚤⚢ || #Jiji ||

I think being called a brat is the biggest insult— /ouch/.

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

i also don’t feed into bratty behavior, so good luck.

/Rude/. [Huffs huffs.]

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

if silently standing a the foot of my bed like a child that threw up is how you’re gonna go about getting my attention. . . then, yeah.

Wow, Warren. Am I just an air conditioner to you? /Rude/.

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

besides, hopefully i’d just sleep and ignore you. i do better sleeping with a little chill.

[Snorts.] Fair enough.

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

listen, i like the ’80s, but i’m not trying to be so faithful to the time that i wake up to slurs.

Well anyways, lunch time.

Sorry it’s not a straight little paralysis demon. We were fresh out of those.

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

i can’t believe there’s a gay little paralysis demon in my room.

Yo, who stocked the mansion fridge?

You can’t thumbs down comedy gold, Prof.

Professor Xavier@temperanttelepath.bsky.social · 2y ago

How do you thumbs down on this blasted thing . . .

It’s how I look, standing at the foot of your bed at night.

𝚆.𝚆.𝙸𝙸𝙸.@pigeonwings.bsky.social · 2y ago

this is so fucking scary.

Personally, I think it’s a little short. [He has the biggest grin on his face, proud of his own joke.]

‍ ‍LITTLE ‍CLAW .ᐟ@smallestclaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

( bursts into laughter. ohhhh they’d so get grounded if he heard them. )

Snorts at his own joke.

I think he got a haircut.

‍ ‍LITTLE ‍CLAW .ᐟ@smallestclaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

professor charles looks a little weird .

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY —

Turns an entire field into an ice skating rink.

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔬𝔯? ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣ || #Jiji ||

He waves a dismissive hand at that. “Nah. I’ll be fine. It’s not the first time this happened.” God, he does hope he doesn’t have to go on field like this though. That would /suck/.

‍ ‍LITTLE ‍CLAW .ᐟ@smallestclaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

chuckling. “yeah, people say i’m the nicest wolverine.” gabby shrugs, taking a few steps backwards with a wrinkle. “do i need to call someone..?”

“You’re sooo much nicer than Daken.” He declares, and then proceeds to dunk his face into the bucket’s opening.

‍ ‍LITTLE ‍CLAW .ᐟ@smallestclaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

shrugs. she’s assumes he’s right. gently pats his head. “fine, the winner of the burger challenge is bobby! happy? now please focus on getting better.”

“You say weak but I completed the challenge.” Bobby groaned, gratefully accepting the bucket, though he didn’t puke just yet. Just for safety though, he had his arms wrapped around it tightly.

‍ ‍LITTLE ‍CLAW .ᐟ@smallestclaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

“heh. weak.” giggling ; though she approaches with some water and a bucket to puke into if needed.

Wow, big head there, buddy. Is that like, genetic?

Daken Akihiro.@fangofwolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

Who wouldn't want me?

Groans and lays face down on the floor. He really shouldn’t have tried that mega burger challenge. His stomach is /killing/ him.

//Forgot this existed as I went into full solo writing mode ope.

I am /not/ a liar. You have no proof.

Daken Akihiro.@fangofwolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

You're a horrible liar.

Oh! No. [G r i n s.]

Daken Akihiro.@fangofwolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

Do you want me, yes or no, snowflake?

…. Or metaphysically?

Daken Akihiro.@fangofwolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

Raising his brow.

Like, physically?

Daken Akihiro.@fangofwolverine.bsky.social · 2y ago

Who want me?

He ate too many Five Guys burgers and is now feeling /sick/.