Sometimes I think about when I worked with a lot of Brazilians and we had Brazilian hot dog day at the office and they really knew how to do it right
CRJ is releasing a double LP this year and the two singles so far have been the my favorite pop tracks of the year and After All really should be getting more hype as a Summer jam
Carly Rae Jepsen - After All (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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My mantra the next week: don’t get jealous of everyone at lazy bear, you’re going on vacation in one month.
When a random podcast clip with a couple gays comes up on my video feeds discussing a problem in the community and selling some solution 9 times out of 10 the actual problem is capitalism (and white supremacy but that venn diagram is basically overlapping)
Do people not realize the apps are like half bot messages now so if you’re hitting me up and all you ask are the most generic “into?” “What ru looking for” questions im gonna assume it’s a fake profile? If thats you, sorry but like have some personality if you want to get laid i guess
I am watching the Las Culturistas interview Kesha and the two takeaways for me are “Gospel of the Goose” and “She’s a Popstar, She Needs Your Teeth” I’ve never been super into her but she’s so likable it’s making me wanna take a tour of her discography
Capitalism’s ability to absorb and sell back a toothless version of everything counterculture and convince people it’s the real thing can be so depressing
Gay bar event idea: Ball Slapping Competition Snare drum on an adjustable stand. Guys (we’ll have a standard for prosthetic balls for trans men to participate) take turns slapping the snare with their balls. Loudest slap wins. Judged by audience applause. Special awards for style.
You don’t need to get to their name before you hook up but are you at least making sure they don’t support genocide?
I hate when meme/trend posts and videos tell me what to do. No I won’t send that to a friend I wanna fuck and no I won’t stop to pay your belly toll Don’t tell me what to do, Internet!
This might be the best KEXP video ever
Litronix - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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I realized my pfp was over a year old so thank you @brickbythefoot.bsky.social for recently taking some sweaty photos of me lookin cute 😘
I trust someone will share if Nintendo announces anything that will make a switch 2 worth the cost
Even though we only had one day to see people in Chicago, everyone we got to see even in passing, was such a nice reminder of all the connections we’ve made over the years with some really great people Wish we had more time to see everyone and spend more than a few passing moments with you all ❤️
House Marquee really knows how to set the tone and make my imagination go whirrrrr
Get tickets to a non-Pride related show the Sunday night of Pride or plan to do Pride things that night 🤔🤔🤔
Straights are so exhausting. Insta is constantly pushing me videos of super hot Indian wrestlers and the comments from gays are all “so hot, so strong, I love you all, take me from all ends” But the straights are just obsessed with bulge size in their hot af trunks (no idea what they’re called)
So like who owns that really expensive gummy supplement brand for real and how do they keep fucking up so bad Also the same supplements are sold for a fraction of the cost at Costco and other places in forms that are shown to absorb better
If you want a calming platformer with light puzzles, cute aesthetics, and the opportunity to pretend you’re a cartoon gecko; you should check out it Gecko Gods on Steam.
Jimmy Fallon wants to make sure I feel every moment of my failure 🤣
The gay version of the man-o-sphere podcast is telling the same jokes about every gay “subculture” that have been told ad nauseam since 1980 Twinks are bitches and bears are fat pause for laughs
Had dental stuff and now I really want ice cream
Whenever I’m learning a new hobby one of my justifications for spending a little money on it is always “after the apocalypse we’re really gonna want someone with this skill”
This is specifically for @cryptidbubba.bsky.social don’t tell anyone else I’m playing favorites