Hummingbird and monarch and multiple kinds of bees on the flowers out front when I got home. THIS IS WHY WE DO IT FOLKS

When a loose dog gets hit by a car

Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression

Alt: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression

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Remember when councilor Ron Gibson shot up his own house to try and make people feel bad for him and instead it got him at least two primary challengers

BofA deez nuts lmao. No that’s tragic. Sorry

Pawpaws are ripe. Get out there and get you some diarrhea the right way

I wouldn’t really care about dogs if I wasn’t constantly stepping in their shit or getting chased by them or jumped on by them or bitten by them. Or seeing them in the places where I want to buy and/or eat food.

I love having a park so close to my house cuz then I can take my dog there for it to shit on the ground

Putting up a bunch of convex mirrors so I can see around the tower in the middle of the panopticon

Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Keenan Allen was arrested Sunday morning on preliminary charges of driving while intoxicated. https://tinyurl.com/2sazrfnf 

Fire hose? First we need to put Hose on a performance improvement plan

Different perspective to be the guy bleeding on the train

Looks like the moon has a condom on

An off leash dog made me crash my bike on my way home tonight and then bit me when I was yelling at the owners and I didn’t immediately kill every single living being in sight. Please clap.

if you solo crashed your bike and hit your head you are a piece of shit loser who deserved it and should wear a helmet 100% of the time. Even in the shower

I’m going to be the first person to drown in lake America

A lot of you have your bike seats way too low

TRAFFIC | The left lane of I-65 SB at the Raymond Street exit is CLOSED due to a crashed IMPD car. INDOT says no injuries have been reported. #TrafficAlert

Monon adjacent landowners should plant trees. That would make it expensive and prohibitive for the city to take your land for other uses. They would be so Owned if you planted a bunch of trees.

I wear a helmet the wrong way. Like a mask under my chin.

Meridian Kessler autonomous zone

If the people along the Monon claim they own the trail and the snow is not cleared this winter I expect to see some citations @dmarieolsen.bsky.social

Pro tip: hang your drop bar bike and bags off the top of the fence so after you climb the fence you can retrieve them without having to throw your shit on the ground

If you’ve never gotten pussy from a girl from Ohio I suggest you refrain from talking about the Jed York stuff

A friend of mine asked if I could get her some mushrooms so I gave her some I had in storage and she said she did them with her bf and that was the first time they said out loud that they love one another. Dang that’s way more beautiful than any experience I woulda had on them

I am out shaking trees in sunny Hancock county Indiana and the paw paws are not falling. Maybe give it another week or so. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

There should be a reverse rumspringa for people from suburbs

Tax breaks for data centers is defunding the police

If you have ordered door dash even one single time you are a bad person.

Trotting out the “safety is a shared responsibility” cyclist/car line but for flood response. A development which helps no one but really elevates the discourse.

I caught a guy in a MAGA hat in a secluded area today inside a major city and j beat his ass. Imagine the bogey man is real and so shall it be bitch