Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle
@crystalchambers.bsky.social
30(+), flirty, and thriving Seattle sunny girl I’ll charm the pants off you meetcrystalchambers.com
You guys if he crashes into the moon… well… their bunkers won’t work under water.,
A date with Crystal is like an amethyst, beauty with a touch of calming magic. @crystalchambers.bsky.social Thanks for making my last visit Seattle one to remember.
When I water my tomatoes they release the most lovely smell like saying ‘thank you!’ When I cut onions my eyes burn and water as a way of saying, ‘hate you!’ Nature is always speaking to us!
Mushroom: ‘I’ve been told I’m a pretty funghi!’ Potato: ‘I think I yam too!’ *takes a bow*
Fellow providers and lovely clients, would it be smart for me to do a monthly newsletter? Or quarterly? Pic for attention 😘
Protein shake and a chocolate cake for breakfast. Balance.
This is the correct way to sit on a couch.
Actually you’re right Netflix, I did need to see Will Ferrell in a thong on a golf course while sisqo’s thong song plays in the background.
Portland! I am in town Friday night the 17th. I’d love to see you. Send me an email!
If your grandparent ‘walked up hill both ways to school’ in their day and they’re from Seattle. They are telling the truth.
‘There aren’t any monsters in your closet! Or under your bed’ They lie. There’s a mosquito who’s been hiding in my closet for days and attacking me every night. I thought I killed him but woke up with another bite. You always have to kill them twice. 😡
This is me channeling if Carrie Bradshaw was a wh*re.
Got this set and immediately got chili oil on it. So… what color am I dying it?
I just finished my first artist residency application and I am very proud of myself! 😁
New double trouble alert! One of my all time besties and I are now offering vanilla and domme sessions. Please email for bespoke time and rates 😈 @mzmercy.bsky.social
Support these data centers because they support your original data center! (Your brain)
@rain-singer.bsky.social · last mo.
The existence of a peasant top means there’s also a peasant bottom
Hot Take: We don’t need more cops, we need more Dykes on Bikes.
Saw a truck with two bumper stickers. On the left it said, ‘God bless everyone! No exceptions!’ The one on the right said, ‘FUCK ELON’. 😂
You’ve probably seen this before but it’s always good to go back and check your work 😉
Starting my pride off with (re)watching many queer movies. So far seen/on the list: Velvet Goldmine, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Watermelon Woman, Bound, To Wong Fu, thanks for everything Julie Newmar, I Saw the TV Glow. There will be many more. Many more.
