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Martin CsharpMinor

@csharpminor.bsky.social

Loves Architecture, Music collector. Plays a bit of the Chessy thing. Find me at Chess.com (MCreely) and occasionally at ICC. Cooks things...Denizen of Csharpminor studios..

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For the Love of Missy@missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 17h ago

CAT RECALL NOTICE AFFECTED MODEL: ALL DOMESTIC CATS KNOWN ISSUES • Sprints thru house at 3:00 AM • Rejects food requested 10 sec. ago • Sits on the exact thing you need • Hears treat bag thru 3 closed doors RECOMMENDED ACTION Open new can. Apologize. Lower expectations. No fix available. Enjoy

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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10h ago

Dear Leader was asked if the sailors about the USS Abraham Lincoln had been deployed for too long, and the sadistic shithead answered, "not long enough." Donny is literally the worst. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I go fucking ballistic about it. link is here: bit.ly/4xI3Xwv

what the fuck is wrong with this guy? it’s so easy not to be a complete piece of shit, and Donny can’t even manage to do that. this is exactly what we’re talking about when we say that Preznit Fuckwit doesn’t have the temperament to be president. he doesn’t care. he’s incapable of caring. he doesn’t understand why he should care. it doesn’t even occur to him to pretend to care. he’s that fucking broken inside. this is not a person you want in charge of the well-being of an entire nation, much less a ship with five thousand sailors on it. but there I go again, making the mistake of expecting empathy from the shithead who had the nerve to call fallen service members ‘losers and suckers.’
Phteven@2fbs.bsky.social · 19h ago

When I am Supreme Leader the use of matcha in any TV cooking show will be punishable by death. It's overused It tastes shit It looks radioactive

Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · yesterday

Piss-Drunk Pete gets caught rubbing snot into his hair, the Space Nazi posts the world's cringiest video, and MAGA blames high gas prices on Obama. thank you for your attention to 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4zpamhW

have you ever wondered how Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, America’s Secretary of Death, achieves that perfectly-coiffed wave of hair atop his head? well, it turns out that Pete’s big secret is a generous application of nostril sauce. watch and learn. did you catch what Pete did there? he wiped his nose and then, in the same motion, ran his snot-infused hand through his hair. ugh. Pete — what the hell? bro, you’re on camera. are you higher than a fucking kite right now? were you raised by wolves?
Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 2d ago

These are 15 punk bands that changed music and continue to inspire new generations of fans and musicians. See the full list: zurl.co/nZWC4

15 Punk Albums That Still Sound Dangerous - That Eric Alper

You ever put on a record and immediately feel like you should punch the air, quit your job, and spray-paint a truth bomb on a Starbucks window? Good. That means punk still works. Danger in punk isn’t about volume—it’s about urgency, chaos, and the feeling that the next track might collapse under its own raw […]

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The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d ago

Jason Arday found dead after resigning from Cambridge over plagiarism claims

Jason Arday found dead after resigning from Cambridge over plagiarism claims

Academic was pronounced dead at his home in south London after police called to address after 3pm on Friday Jason Arday, the black academic who resigned last week as a professor at the University of Cambridge, has been found dead at his home in south London. The Metropolitan police said officers were called to Arday’s address by the London ambulance service after 3pm on Friday. Continue reading...

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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d ago

MAGA can't ever take responsibility for their own fuck-ups. it's so much easier just to blame Joe Biden. thank for your attention to today's post, in which I take this shit-kazoos to task. also: Piss-Drunk Pete disgracefully mistreats the USS Abraham Lincoln sailors. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

picture this: it’s a gorgeous day at Motel-a-Lago, and everyone is having the time of their lives. well, not exactly everyone. there’s one deteriorating old coot in steep cognitive collapse who’s having a bit of a struggle. ‘oh fuck no, it’s happening again.’ ‘no, no, not now,’ moans Preznit Fuckwit, as he shits himself, right there on the ninth green. he turns to his beloved diaper nurse, Natalie. ‘why?’ he asks her. ‘why did Joe Biden do this?’
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d ago

MAGA loves to whine about inflation under Joe Biden, but they all seem to have forgotten that Biden inherited an utter economic shambles that Donny created, and fixed it faster than any other country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

never mind that Biden’s inflation wasn’t the self-inflicted result of some disastrous clusterfuck of a don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran that shut down the Strait of Hormuz and skyrocketed the price of every fucking thing. everyone seems to have forgotten that Joe Biden inherited an economy in tatters, brought on by a botched pandemic response that got dumped in his lap from the pants-shitting waste of space currently occupying the Oval Bordello. remember supply chain issues? remember not being able to buy toilet paper? the entire MAGAsphere should be getting down on its scabby little knees to thank Joe Biden for skillfully bringing us out of that pandemic, and rebuilding the US economy at a faster rate than any other country on Earth. Joe Biden made the lives of We the People better. what the fuck has Sean Duffy done to make anyone’s life better? jack shit, that’s what.