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Antifa narco-terrorist Team Grok Stairs are my nemesis
Exclusive pictures of the SpaceX rocket hitting the moon have just been released.
Grade 2, The Schoolastic book ordering form was handed out. One was called "Where do butterflies go when it rains?" I was eager to find out, so chose that one. When it arrived, I discovered to my disappointment that it was about a kid my age, wondering where butterflies went. No answer given.
Correct...I have no fucking idea who "Kay Pop" is or what movies they're in...but I bet you don't know what pill to take that will give you the strength of 20 atom bombs for 20 seconds. #GenX
Erectile dysfunction drug tadalafil may heighten 'risk' of eye disease. ABC News Australia.
Given the chance of a rocket "unintentionally" crashing into the moon is about as likely as plucking a single quark out of the air with a pair of rusty pliers, SpaceX is pleased to announce the release of the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Absolutely chortling at Infantino discovering that Trump uses people then casts them aside 😂😂😂 www.nine.com.au/sport/footba...
FIFA boss accused of ‘blackmail’ amid panicked calls to Trump
Crisis meeting to be held in Morocco
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My hands are so fucking cold I'm booking an Uber to come hold my cock while I have a piss. Don't stress... I'll rate them a 5 and leave a tip.
Why just imagine it? For the low low price of $9.99 I can deliver video of this RIGHT TO YOUR INBOX. No waiting. Operators are standing by...
RunningRedLights@runningredlights.bsky.social · 2d agoImagine having to witness Alan Jones pulling his cock. 😂
We gave our daughter Roobear some ideas for her 21st...party ..dinner...weekend in Melbourne with her friends. She chose to go on a cruise with me...just as we did to celebrate her 18th. Our birthdays are 2 days apart so the cruise will be a 21st/60th celebration. The countdown has started
Gee, I reckon if I died from explosively shitting my entire insides into my Bonds Chafe Free Hipster Trunks I'd prefer if the doctor wrote something else as my cause of death.
Petitioning the Premier of NSW to project the verdict in the trial of Alan Jones projected onto the sails of the Opera House if he’s found guilty. I have a long memory
If you're convicted of rape and have a face like a deep fried battered fart the Court needs to tack a few years extra onto your sentence for aggravating factors.
I'm going to be in the Story Club lineup this Sunday at the Factory Theatre with the legend that is @danilic.bsky.social and a whole bunch of other talented and funny people. Story Clubs are HEAPS of fun so come along if you can aucentury.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salese...
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A Rube Goldberg machine masterpiece [📹 Hiratoshi Kubota / pitagora.maker] Original post
I used to be heavily involved in snail racing. In order to increase their speed I would remove their shells. It didn't really help, if anything it made them more sluggish.
Sean Bean is contractually obliged to utter 'bastard' in every screen appearance.
Paul Bronks@slendersherbet.bsky.social · 4d agoIn celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred. It is absolutely indefensible and gross misconduct to rush through a criminal indictment for political reasons before an investigation has been completed, which resulted in false evidence being presented to a grand jury.