And just as importantly:

Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose

ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose

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Gemma Pell@feck.bsky.social · 14h ago

Astros win!

Same here for me with Leonard Nimoy

Sheo@sheologian.bsky.social · 15h ago

This was me when Jimmy Carter died. People I hadn’t spoken to in over a decade checked in

Are we really Roko’s Basilisk-ing here in the year of our lord 2026

hailey@hailey.at · 21h ago

bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this: future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result

I don’t want to live in a world where Dolly Parton is dead and other people aren’t. This one hurts.

Fuck. This one sucks.

Feena van@feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22h ago

"Dolly Parton, the beloved country music superstar known as much for her philanthropy and theme park business as she was for her chart-topping hit songs, has died at 80."

!!!!

I’m the most boring traveler east of the Mississippi!

TrekRanks =/\= EnterpriseExtra@trekranks.com · 3d ago

Been everywhere but North Dakota… whereidlive.com/s/y579efyw

Bericoto trying to sell that he caught a ball up against the Green Monster when everyone in a ten mile radius heard the sound of the ball hitting metal is objectively very funny

Sometimes all you need is three grilled cheese sandwiches and a bag of salt and vinegar chips

I have 30$ and an exciting offer for two people

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 5d ago

a year of BJs is just $15

Time to watch the Star Trek puppet episode

Thad@tyranicus.net · 4d ago

Time to watch the Star Trek puppet episode.

I’m imagining Beltran, McNeil, and Wang having to rock paper scissors to decide who has to hold a printer that is clearly much too heavy to hold up for a photo

Mike Sowden@mikeachim.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

Did you know that if a man says “actually it’s only ephebophilia” you’re legally allowed to hit them with a sock full of dimes until the sock breaks

According to top scientists Willson Contreras’ home run has just now landed and stopped rolling

I just thought of an even better one for “the one non-Muppet is going to be so annoyed”: “Dramatis Personae”, everyone is a Muppet except Odo

Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡@shelfnerds.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh Tuvok would be so annoyed

You get to remake 1 Star Trek series or movie using 1 original actor and the rest are Muppets. Who're you choosing? “Worst Case Scenario”. Everyone is a Muppet except Tuvok

Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡@shelfnerds.bsky.social · last wk.

You get to remake 1 Star Trek series or movie using 1 original actor and the rest are Muppets. Who're you choosing? “Frame of Mind” and Frakes is playing insane against all Muppets.

[Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are on the bridge] Kirk: It’s hard to believe it’s already been 5 years since we performed that huge musical number on the bridge interrupted by that Klingon rap break Spock: Indeed McCoy: Yeah McCoy: Spock: Kirk: McCoy: Wait what

Can I say something without everyone getting mad

brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · last wk.

somehow this is real

Well there goes my night

Tara Ariano@taraariano.com · 2w ago

uh oh I just stumbled upon the most fascinating page on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Red Sox dominating this season with Sonny Gray and Aroldis Chapman; who are, in baseball years, a combined 250 years old

Honor Harrington, books 1-10

☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 2w ago

youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd

Joshua Baez on pace for over 100HR

Oh my god yes that would have fucking ruled

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2w ago

That said I remain convinced that the best possible casting for Odysseus would've been Gene Wilder.

I would have absolutely guessed that 2017-19 Chris Davis hit these numbers too. Very surprising.

Codify Baseball@codifybaseball.bsky.social · 2w ago

Since the pitcher's mound was lowered in 1969, the only MLB hitter to have an 85-game home span with an: 👉 AVG below .182 👉 OBP below .288 👉 SLG below .266 (in at least 338 plate appearances) is Kyle Tucker. 😮

This meeting could have been a painstakingly etched stone tablet

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 2w ago

i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…”

I still maintain there have to be fewer greater feelings in baseball than hitting a grand slam after they intentionally walk the guy in front of you

Also an excellent word with which to beat someone at hangman

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 2w ago

syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system

Any cheese is single-serving if you try hard enough

Kara N. Slade@karanslade.bsky.social · 2w ago

Normalize single serving cheese. This is my train station breakfast.