// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing: on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +

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» 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝘿. 𝘼𝙘𝙚 «@offirefists.bsky.social · last yr.

＊*•̩̩͙*˚ ˚𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ ✩ *̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ 𝚘𝚏.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ ✩ *̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙. *̩̩̥͙ -•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆ 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚎⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙- *̩

there's something wrong with me, i'm gravely ill chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry

I DO NOT TRUST HIM AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM

awake. . no anaesthesia. . while he roots around in my body and pulls out my organs s p l a y ed

( his eyes widen, stunned into silence before he squints at the other. ) . . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it-- ( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

blue orbs of his. ) keep telling yourself you’re not fantasizing about me but we both know that you are.

( raising his hands towards him in a 'stop' motion ) it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't-- ( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him ) +

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

( raising a curious brow now, he seems to have found a sensitive spot to pick at. ) how else would you effectively describe your strange thoughts and imaginations if not calling it a fantasy?

o h nonono-- they're not, it wasn't a 'fantasy' ( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again ) why would you put it that- why use THAT word

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

i believe that raccoon-ya is the only doctor around that’s . . . cute . . and easy to charm. ( he’s the epitome of :C the longer this conversation continues. still appalled by the little comment about a sunny disposition. ) your fantasies are rather strange cook-ya.

( he takes his time to look at her face, the spark in her eyes, the warmth in her cheeks. before blinking at her, smile hidden behind his fingers ) you already have. .

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

(Nami’s eyes widen a little at the bold suggestion; a spark of mischief reflected in hazelnut eyes.) Oh, don’t threaten me with a good time, Sanji-kun. Because I just may put a spell on you. (She shoots back with a coy smile, porcelain cheeks taking on a rosy hue.)

( still pursing his lips, so amused. but he does sober up, his manner light and casual as he lights a cigarette in front of the doctor ) no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

( jaw clenching, utterly offended. ) last i checked, your captain was no where near qualified to be called a doctor. perhaps all that smoking is catching up to you and has messed with both your lungs and brain.

( pursing his lips a bit, before looking at him all sparkly eyed ) o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

i’m just curious, about which doctor in particular you’re referring to. ( squinting at him suspiciously, especially after he starts laughing maniacally. )

it better not be! i have no idea, i just saw my twin getting a headache talking about it

God Usopp@godusoppliar.bsky.social · last yr.

"Wha-NO! I just came here and heard that someone was eating raw meat... ...was it Luffy?"

( jumps a little ) wha-- wh y are you here-- ( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed ) i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image ( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )

ᴅʀ. ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟᴇʀ.@morsmedeor.bsky.social · last yr.

what is wrong with you . .

someone ELSE? are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad

God Usopp@godusoppliar.bsky.social · last yr.

"Uhh.....did I hear someone say something about someone else eating raw meat...?"

. . imagine if i could do the same to the other doctor a little scratch behind his ear. . .

mhm, all fluffed up for n o o reason, come here-- i got your special treats waiting, safe from prying hands rubbery or otherwise-- ( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck ) how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. . ( said as he continues rubbing +

ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ.@bluenosedcure.bsky.social · last yr.

you can’t go back on your word now! you made a pro— o h . . mm . . ( melting under his touch, going all smiley and pushing his head into his touch. )

okay okay! calm down. . i promise i won't do something insane like that, alright? ( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )

ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ.@bluenosedcure.bsky.social · last yr.

THIS IS NOT FLIRTING!?! you’re WEIRD sanji. ( sticking his tongue out and making a disgusted face. ) no, it’s still not funny. ABSOLUTELY NO bleeding out on my watch.

oh god who's eating raw meat ( kneading his forehead )

( a little bump grows where the hoof gets him ) a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE! ( pouty faced and rubbing at his head ) it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?

ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ.@bluenosedcure.bsky.social · last yr.

( smacking him on the head with his hoof for good measure. ) NOT FUNNY! don’t you dare make stupid jokes like this ever again sanji!!!

( cheek in palm, softly shaking his head as he scrunches his nose, whispering ) he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

(Giggling, she shakes her head in amusement; a playful smile framed her features.) I don’t think Chopper would approve of that, Sanji-kun. Don’t cause the little guy any more stress than you already do.

( yelling! and tripping ) ( raising his hands in surrender ) it was A JOKE! A JOKE!

ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴇʀ.@bluenosedcure.bsky.social · last yr.

( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. ) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. ) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠@culinaryblues.bsky.social · last yr.

( brows raised, he points a finger at her ) Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later ( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )

( brows raised, he points a finger at her ) Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later ( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

(She chimes in with a little chuckle.) We will see about that…and no, I think I’m good without your blood. Plus, aren’t you anemic already with the amount of nosebleeds you have had before? (She teases, mirroring a smirk.)

i- guess so. . he is a good one, a bit tough around the edges still. god, i hope i'm not too much like him. . . ( makes a face ) but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

They are! Down with the patriarchy! (She grinned.) Yeah, your old man that raised you is a good one. I’m glad you found each other.

men are the root of all things evil. . men raising men to be hard, evil things i'm just lucky the man who raised me taught me better

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

You’re right. It is of course the bare minimum to show decency and respect towards women, and if more men thought like that there would be less crimes against women. Still, unfortunately, the bare minimum seems to be lost to most.

my tears are coming to good use ✨

( laughing heartily before a smirk climbs onto his lips ) h o! then you shall outlive me by decades, would you like my blood too, in a little vial to wear around your pretty neck ? ( batting his lashes at her in a silly way )

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

#LRT: Men’s tears add ten years to my life span. Sanji-kun’s are special, though. They triple it. ✨

#LRT: Men’s tears add ten years to my life span. Sanji-kun’s are special, though. They triple it. ✨

His heart jumped inside his chest when she touched his face, brows knitting together at the sight of her tears. When she's done speaking, he lifts both his hands to wipe at her face, fingers just framing her face, gentle. "I'm so sorry I've hurt you the way I have. And so relieved, every day +

nami. ナミ@catburglingnami.bsky.social · last yr.

“…call it behaving irrational or jealous, I suppose that’s what it makes me.” Her stare did not falter that time, and her hand had not withdrawn from the chef’s large palm. You could call the situation whatever you wished, but perhaps, she was taking a leap towards falling in love with the chef.