Damn, of all the days to leave the house without my banjo.

🎶Come with me, and you’ll be In a tense labor negotiation…🎶

AFL-CIO@aflcio.org · 4w ago

You know what’s sweeter than chocolate? Affordable health care. Solidarity with our @unitehere.org Local 2 union siblings at Ghirardelli in San Francisco as they start their 3 day strike! America’s unions have your backs ✊

Find a woman who will watch Dude Love’s debut with you. @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social

Mitch McConnell has become Gen Z’s “Russian guy in the woods” from “The Sopranos.”

“ I know because I was there.”

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Tubi version of “Return Of The Living Dead” goes to commercials exactly when TNT did when it was showed on MonsterVision with @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

“Burt? Frank. We have a little problem…”

Seeing how it was Olive Garden, it probably wasn’t that great; but I can see this being a pretty good dish when made by capable hands.

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Olive Garden Venetian Apricot Chicken (2010-2013): Two grilled, boneless, skinless chicken breasts, smothered in a sauce made with apricot preserves and chicken broth and topped with a chopped tomato and basil salad. Served with asparagus and broccoli. Part of the low-calorie "Garden Fare" menu

When you slowly and carefully open, close, pick up, put down, or in any way move a box of corn starch:

Kam Dreesen@thekamdreesen.bsky.social · 2mo ago

For a moment, Danhausen got his New York Knicks jersey back from Judgment Day. #WWERAW

Starting off my birthday week with a little bourbon, some broccoli and chicken pasta, and my favorite movie, “Arthur.”

QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

Cute Dancing Baby Groot

ALT: Cute Dancing Baby Groot

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「 ✦ Jdog ✦ 」@jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 3mo ago

QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

The Cringe is Mother, the Cringe is Father.

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I am one with the Cringe; the Cringe is with me. I am one with the Cringe; the Cringe is with me. I am one with the Cringe; the Cringe is with me. I am one with the Cringe; the Cringe is with me.

Happy “Masters Of The Universe” Eve to all who celebrate. We’re having some air fried chicken Parmesan, broccolini, and thin spaghetti with homemade tomato sauce.

Wait a minute…Mike is clearly wearing a button-up shirt with pants and not a jumpsuit. My childhood has been ruined!

RiffTrax@rifftrax.com · 3mo ago

Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in the same old place Mike and the Bots: together again. Take a look. youtu.be/Vv5VCXxicPw

In my day, you had to win a qualifying match to get into the King Of The Ring Tournament, on what they called a “syndicated show.”

Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking

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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 3mo ago

Trick Williams Declares For King Of The Ring Tournament

Gilda Radner, gone 37 years ago today. On that evening, Saturday Night Live host Steve Martin, fighting back tears, paid tribute to her — with one of her classic, taped sketches. #RIP 🙏🏼

Enjoying some MST3K on my day off. As thrilled as I am to see Mike, Kevin, and Bill back in the saddle for new episodes, I’m also gonna really miss the quirky aesthetics of the Gizmoplex-era. #MST3K

I use a variety of cooking styles when making breakfast or lunch, but I only time I stir fry anything is at night. I’m wokturnal.

I've been seeing the subject pop up over the past couple of weeks. Was I not paying attention before, or did the Internet just start to realize how much of a never-ending pasta bowl of shit spaghetti Uncle Frank from "Home Alone" is?

a bald man is sitting on an airplane wearing a plaid sweater .

ALT: a bald man is sitting on an airplane wearing a plaid sweater .

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What the fuck is wrong with some of you?

Me sitting at home watching cooking videos on YouTube:

Holiday meals in full effect. A 24-hour sous vide chuck eye roast, roasted garlic au jus, potatoes romanoff, and "A Muppet Christmas Carol."

When you're doing your holiday watch through of James Bond movies and the opening notes of the "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" score touch your soul.

a close up of an orange and white cat laying on a bed looking at the camera .

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Making confit chicken thighs to shred up for cornbread dressing. I cooked them for hours low and slow in a mixture of chicken schmaltz, bacon fat, and clarified butter.

Making confit chicken thighs to shred up for cornbread dressing. I cooked them for hours low and slow in a mixture of chicken schmaltz, bacon fat, and clarified butter.

Time to take a container of my homemade turkey stock for a spin. We're celebrating #MST3K #TurkeyMonth with Italian turkey two ways: turkey Bolognese and Diabolik! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social #mst3kturkeyday #Thanksgiving #Turkey

Spent a good portion of this week watching a lot of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com while making a LOT of roasted turkey stock for Turkey Day! #MST3K #Thanksgiving

#MST3K #TurkeyMonth continues... although I guess I'm kinda cheating by cooking beef/pork. I wanted to make beer chili while watching Mitchell.