How the fuck are people out there getting covid 5+ times and still not bothering to avoid it This shit fuckin sucks, I don't even want it this one time

If my death ever gets announced with "underlying conditions" I'm gonna come back and haunt you as an underlying condition

Get absolutely fucked

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 20h ago

Keep calm and carry on: two travellers weigh in on Jetstar’s new overhead locker baggage fees

Bluesky stop further marginalising marginalised people for showing justified anger about marginalisation challenge

Matthew Cortland (they)@matthewcort.land · yesterday

I was banned by BlueSky (then apparently unbanned) for calling for the trial & death penalty for Ralph de la Torre, former CEO of Steward Health Care, a man directly responsible for the deaths of disabled Americans. I stand by my analysis - the full writeup is here: www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

I love that NSW cops are so fucking useless the mag has to lead them by the nose to make their own case during the fucking hearing #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...

Sydney man charged over fake gun had been at costume party, court told

A man arrested for carrying a fake gun and wearing a fake police vest at Sydney's Moore Park has been released on bail after a court heard he was attending a costume party.

abc.net.au

They built it and we'm cum on it bsky.app/profile/cune...

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday.wtf · 10mo ago

The Chad posters vs the virgin Bluesky devs

Making coffee in the kitchen, can hear my SO giggling in the toilet (not uncommon) He emerges and, through tears, chokes out "powdered piss: just add water" Then leaves me giggle-coughing in the kitchen

Today's gender is snarky Reddit man

Got a notification for an in-person public outpatient rheumatology appointment I was referred for in February 2023 but I can't go because I have COVID What's the opposite of serendipity

When you accidentally think about a cursed texture while you're eating and have to spit it out because now it's ruined

Yeah I just did a RAT and I'm doing COVID-19 for the first time ever in 2026 It sucks about as much as I thought it would, especially while my immune system was already busy fighting a skin abscess I'd like to thank every filthy, selfish cunt out there coughing on people in public

SO telling me about an urbex ARG he's been following on YouTube and I was like "lol that's what it was like in the squats when I was a teenager, one time I hid in a cupboard because someone else broke in" and he was like 🤯 lmao ✨ trauma ✨

My fibromyalgia diagnosis came from a rheumatologist who scribbled "fibromyalgia" diagonally across a blank sheet of file note paper while the discharge letter back to my GP said "some manner of fibromyalgia-like syndrome". Had to find my own treatment & support. The woo can be seductive.

💜 phonakins 🍉🌲@phonakins.com · 5d ago

Lauren was diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) around the age of 16, and fibromyalgia a year or so later. Hannah says her cousin became convinced she had Chronic Lyme Disease CLD and tried a range of dangerous alternative treatments to treat her symptoms.

Male loneliness epidemic

Andy Davis@incipits.bsky.social · 5d ago

You have anger issues... likely from sex deprivation

So providers submit inflated invoices for banned services and the government just... Pays them? But sure, we need to kick participants off the #NDIS to ensure its sustainability. Every public-private partnership has organised pigs in the government money trough. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

NDIS provider pockets $1 million after incorrectly billing participants

Some NDIS service providers have been referred to the ACCC as the government reveals thousands have been engaging in questionable billing practices, including using funds to pay for float tanks and go...

abc.net.au

So providers submit inflated invoices for banned services and the government just... Pays them? But sure, we need to kick participants off the #NDIS to ensure its sustainability. Every public-private partnership has organised pigs in the government money trough. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

NDIS provider pockets $1 million after incorrectly billing participants

Some NDIS service providers have been referred to the ACCC as the government reveals thousands have been engaging in questionable billing practices, including using funds to pay for float tanks and go...

abc.net.au

Renaming pro wrestlers 🤼‍♀️ Ballball Ball Balley (@speedballbailey.bsky.social)

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday.wtf · 7d ago

Renaming pro wrestlers 🤼‍♀️ Cake Fletcher (Kyle Fletcher)

Man this sucks worse than the swine flu I had in like 2009. 39.6C and still rising. I need more medicinal zooper doopers and an adult

Sudden onset flu type shit that hits like a truck, maybe I'm finally having my first ever COVID

Renaming pro wrestlers 🤼‍♀️ Cake Fletcher (Kyle Fletcher)

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday.wtf · last wk.

Renaming pro wrestlers 🤼‍♀️ Dark Mavis (Mark Davis)

Renaming pro wrestlers 🤼‍♀️ Dark Mavis (Mark Davis)

SO woke up with a fever and decided to play video games about it: "It is the year 40,000 Darktide is everywhere You are a warhammer"

Never quoteskeet a disabled person to advocate for disability supports to be taken away as the path of least resistance

Such an unsophisticated scam by 2 public servants yielding such high amounts of ill-gotten gains from taxpayer money via the exploitation of disabled people is alarming. But sure, we need to kick participants off the #NDIS to rein in spending. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

Public servant charged over alleged multi-million dollar fraud of NDIS

A 39-year-old Darwin woman is charged with using her position with the Department of Children and Families to defraud the NDIS of millions of dollars.

abc.net.au

My autism animal is the stonefish. Get out of my rock pool!

Got a hidradenitis suppurativa abscess possibly winding up for emergency surgery and the location means I'll probably have to get another MRI of my butt which is exciting because I love hospital drugs, the dubstep magnet tube, and new material for wagon Wednesday

Making the split-second decision to catch the cat's vomit in your hands so you don't have to wash your sheets

Reasons why my SO has to be quarantined for bedtime: Just startled me to death from another room by suddenly yelling "YYYEP" in his sleep It's 3am, I should be (belatedly) going to sleep not peeling myself off the ceiling

Sunday scaries and I'm supposed to be unemployed Fuck you, robodebt Fuck you, community housing

Watching season 4 of FROM and did a whole body cringe when the ragdolls came out 😬