i just have to accept im always going to be spiritually 30 and move on
little cunt
@cuntempt-awe.bsky.social
my stuart little but my money big 🔞
finally off work time to get fucked up on the sparkling water
why do i keep getting asked at work about lab grown meat being sneaked into the ground beef. where are you idiots getting this news
what does everyone use their top fridge shelf for. i keep cheese and leftovers on it primarily
i never realized i had ocd until i started working in retail
bread cheese ive only known you one day and now i cant live without you
as a young girl i always knew id want to stick a huge needle in my leg every week
playing botw while cat lays down on me. all im missing is a framed photo of a ceiling fan
oomf bought me susie keychain and she looks wonderful on my carabiner
when the burger guy from undertale said "im 19 and already wasted my entire life" i felt an overwhelming kinship
Big Chungus was so awesome lol that was my favourite thing that has happened so far in my life
cat keeps fucking hiding under the recliner!! with all those mechanisms underneath!! some tom and jerry shits gonna happen to u bro
my closest experience to drug addiction has been bolthouse smoothies
at what point does your shitty past stop being an excuse for your behavior asking for a dumb as fuck friend
dont need a 401k cause ill have 401k in the bank someday
