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Pope Says Church Will Relax Stance on Birth Control When it Comes to JD Vance “Something had to be done to contain his gene pool.” Further justifying the contraception carve-out for Vance, Leo said, “If his offspring inherit his Pope-killing powers, the very existence of this Church is imperiled.”🤣

Pope Says Church Will Relax Stance on Birth Control When it Comes to JD Vance

The pontiff said that he had arrived at the decision after learning the “troubling news” that Vance had reproduced “yet again.”

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Trump reportedly keeps hanging up so many gold ornaments all around the White House because he’s addicted to huffing the glue he uses to stick them to the wall Way too funny not to share - but if you think about it, it might be true that he's sniffing glue & that's why so much 💩 comes out his mouth

Trump Wants The FCC To Ban On-Air Mentions Of His Body Odor

This week's Dada News headlines about the midterms, Mitch McConnell, the Saudi nuclear deal, and more!

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