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Vote Blue No Matter Who crowd seems to keep arguing that the candidate will help a Republican win while in the same breath saying they’re going to vote for a centrist Republican or not vote at all. Buddy - YOU’RE the one helping Republicans win 😭 just say you’re MAGA and move on

hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.

I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates: REQUIREMENTS: - C- Average - Started an Associates Degree and never finished it - Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.

First Colbert, now Kimmel. Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval. Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on. Why should I care if they’re mad?

democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about

Billionaire Trump donor Elon Musk owns X. Billionaire Trump ally Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post. With this acquisition, both CNN and CBS News would be owned by billionaire Trump donor Larry Ellison. Oligarchs’ monopoly over our media is spiraling out of control.

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