baby tom scott, unfamiliar with the concept of "looking outside":

I asked deepseek r1 to generate a minutely homophobic Kendrick Lamar verse in which he assists drake in his migration from macOS to windows and after thinking for 87 seconds it spit out say drake, I hear you like boys go to windows store, install PowerToys

fatphobic Kendrick Lamar making fun of the so-called village idiot's phone case: baka got a weird case, why is he a round?

Italian xiaolongbao with a Sicilian take on garlic naan

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patrick o'neill with an invoice violation: let me Withhold you

eris mirror θΔ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇭🇹@erismirror.dyke.city · 2y ago

patrick o'neill as a one eyed monster: let me Behold you

patrick O'Neill mansa Musa: let me Gold you

keaton [comms open!!]@kreatured.bsky.social · 2y ago

patrick o'neill as a villainous character in a Rankin/Bass Production: let me cold you

patrick O'Neill on an inconspicuous beach: let me Old you

keaton [comms open!!]@kreatured.bsky.social · 2y ago

patrick o'neill telling you something for the second time: let me told you

patrick o'neill reprimanding a child: let me scold you

keaton [comms open!!]@kreatured.bsky.social · 2y ago

patrick o'neill turning you into an old sandwich: let me mold you

patrick O'Neill seeing unkempt sheets: let me fold you

keaton [comms open!!]@kreatured.bsky.social · 2y ago

patrick o'neill emphasizing text on a google doc: let me bold you

patrick O'Neill, inebriated: I am having so much Drunk

patrick o'neill roasting the shit out of a friend: I am having so much Dunk

patrick O'Neill last mile freight company: i am having so much Truck

patrick O'Neill edging streak: I am having so much Cum

patrick O'Neill bassline: I am having so much Funk

patrick O'Neill state sponsored animal control: I am having so much Skunk

patrick O'Neill the Player: i am getting so much Dome

patrick o'neill landlord: i am having so much Home

patrick O'Neill Jobs: I am having so much Phone

patrick O'Neill making a broth from all the leftovers of Meat Dinner: I am having so much Bone

patrick O'Neill, mistaken elephant poacher: I am having so much trunk

patrick O'Neill, the loomworker: i am having so much Spun

patrick o'neill in a binary world, and everything is on: I am having so much One

patrick o'neill winning squid game: i am having so much Won

patrick o'neill finishing an exam, putting down their pencil: I am having so much Done

at the Patrick O'Neill shipping yard: i am having so much Ton

if patrick o'neill was getting a tan: i am having so much sun

if patrick o'neill lived in a pineapple under the sea: i am having so much sponge

if patrick o'neill was in a polycule: i am having so much bun

if patrick o'neill was a school shooter: I am having so much Gun