Adding to this, it's not only non-Aces giving this type of criticism but I've seen other Asexuals too, specifically those who are repulsed. And I say this as a repulsed Ace who also HCs Alastor as a repulsed Ace.. DON'T tell other Aces how to represent him. Asexuality is a broad spectrum.

🌻Corri🌻@regrettiespaghetti.bsky.social · yesterday

I’m gonna make a general announcement again okay: I’m Ace. When it comes to Alastor, you can argue with the wall if you really feel that mad about me making him hot and heavy sometimes cause I legit don’t know how else it needs to be explained: stop babying Ace ppl please 😭

I was reminded of how little petplay “pet” Alastor there is and I’m stuck thinking of an Alastor who would only be the pet because he genuinely trusts and is willing to expose his vulnerabilities to his partner They aren’t making him the pet to order him around or humiliate him for his arousal

BLISSED. OUT. #alastorhazbinhotel

I’m stuck on farm AU idea. Mostly to make fun of Alastor cause I really love that his fraud-ness just travels dimensions. In this case, he was born to be a trophy and just happened to escape. So now he’s got a dramatic rack and gives off The Great Prince from Bambi vibe to humans A brat to others

insomnia has been cured #radiostatic

a lazy top getting a neuron activation for a trade with dearest @debergerac.bsky.social 😇💜

Alastor as a stag makes me laugh because I remember that some people BREED deer to have more impressive racks specifically so hunters can have cooler looking trophies So my brain likes that Alastor talks big game about his rack like he isn’t the escaped result of hunters trying to show off

I’m stuck on cow Vox brain Val is his bull and they USUALLY stick to each other Velvette would probably be paired with them as a “calming” goat (calm in this case is just knocking sense into them when either start to dip into dangerous territory) Alastor’s a bitchass stag idk

#staticmoth #voxval Booty. That is all.

tried to make it look more show style accurate #WallyWackford #HelluvaBoss

redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR@redthespian.bsky.social · 3d ago

Legitimately how else do you interpret “Silly Little Guy?” XD He’s Bugs Bunny Gender! She’s whatever’s funniest or most convenient at any given moment in time. ….Now I need to see Wally in one of the famous Bugs Bunny lady outfits…

Cow Vox and Stag Alastor breeding through a fence because their respective heat/rut aligned and now Vox has two red calves and a blue fawn while Alastor looks smugly across the fence- Who said thaaaaattt

I found THE funniest website, holy shit. I think everyone should inflict jiggle physics on their favs. purupuru-maker.tanosix.com

little meme redraw #chubbyvox

📻📺 drunk kisses #sparksduo #radiostatic

inspired by candysignal's temporary rut hormonal gain musings #chubbyalastor

Félicité being the life of the party! Ngl rendering this was fun, I gotta try rendering more often #EldritchFawnAdoption #hazbinoc

yes he does #radiostatic #voxal

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

#EldritchFawnAdoption 1/3 of the triplet refs Félicité! The social butterfly and party girl of the trio! When she isn’t helping her friends or helping her momma with “difficult” clients, she’s in the Gluttony ring with her furry friends She just can’t stop dancing! Not til’ the curtain calls

When an outfit is so nice but your brain struggles trying to visual the angles of it so you just stare at it for a while

Still thinking about my mothmedia kids and the twins Especially cause I find it funny af that they ate their siblings in their respective womb until the other was too big to eat so that’s why Alastor and Val got a baby each instead of only sharing one parent’s traits

when ai leaves u behind

Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon@artificer-ind.bsky.social · 2w ago

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

I love watching older sci-fi/horror movies because of practical effects and they can look so good bro And even if they don’t look the best, you can still appreciate the detail and work put in to immerse you into the story (and sometimes laugh when the effects flops THAT badly)

Introducing my Hells Greatest Husbands Au to BlueSky !! Aleister (Alastor's human name!) and Vincent met when they were alive, had a dark romance, and reunited in Hell. Lots of lore for this AU thats too much to fit in one post. Know that they're in love. 🏷️ #radiostatic #murdermedia #voxal

Idk why but for some reason I had a train of thought about T-dicks Since your T-dick is, well, your dick and acts as such with proper care, does that make the clitoral hood that covers it the foreskin since both serve similar purposes? It feels obvious but also I’m curious on people’s opinions

"Why do you ship them" literally only because they're my 2 favorites and life is too short not to cater to yourself