current goals: -become bear trade -get a boring government desk job -collect cats
waiting patiently for boyfriend to get home from work so we can play diablo 4
drinking 150mg of caffeine and responding ‘woah’ to everyone’s IG stories
just realized that building new cat-tunnel systems for her to play in is the broke millennial version of building a tree house for my kids
ham, swiss & pickle on baguette + a crisp diet coke is just as healing as hairy bear trade
Coworker was talking about his manual car and new queen at work said “who is Emanuel?” 💀💀💀💀
burning crusade pre-patch not until January… holiday WoW addiction plans have been cancelled
I’m so late to the already-ruined-by-straights revival of mullets but I kinda want one
Miss having a desk job but also seeing hundreds of thousands of desk jobs being laid off because of AI and it’ll only get worse sooooo ummm guess not?
first time I’ve purposefully hunted for a shiny pokemon and jesus my thumb hurts, how do yall do this every new game 💀
I know Pokémon players love to complain about pokemon but ummmm legends ZA has been insanely fun so far and I can’t wait to get home from work to play more of it
“you should try these homeopathic pills for —“ do NOT piss me off, I want enough acetaminophen to shut down my liver at the slightest hint of illness
stop. putting. adults. in. diapers. on. my. feed. @bsky.app How many times can I tap “show less like this” 😭😭😭
still can’t get over the first episode of this season of survivor; a lesbian with a thick New York accent said “ew so many straight people”, projectile vomited while looking right into the camera, then got voted out hours later legendary representation
nothing worse than a $15 sub sandwich that isn’t hung.. like what’s the point I want that thing a foot long or more
my same exact health insurance plan with United just increased 50% per paycheck 🥰 wages have been stagnant for like the last decade 🥰 we can fund bombs to kill innocent children across the world but can’t have basic healthcare, college, or functioning public transit 🥰 loving life 🥰
need to go back to a desk job so I can get back to my real career of yapping and posting 8 hours a day
car broke down for good finally RIP economy is in shambles whats the recommended method for getting a quality used car these days? dealership? carmax? carvana? (this one seems bad) help please little financially responsible gay people in my phone
getting my yearly urge to rewatch ATLA yet again and cry
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