"... More tea."

"... Need more coffee."

"Drinking some tea."

Best, hmm. On the table goes one Combustea(to breathe fire), one Invisibilitea(to be invisible), one Teletonic(teleportation), and one... oh... Pilfer of Power(Strength Enhancer). "... I'd say these four are the most popular." He's pointing out what each one does.

The Postal Dude@thepostalduderp.bsky.social · last yr.

“Oh, I’ll take some of your best potions.” *He then hands him some cash.*

"Depends on what you mean by cool, I have a potion that cools your head, a potion that allows Fire Breathing... Invisibility... Strength Booster... Oh, actually, now I've got an idea." He's making a new Potion. Frostea. It'll allow Majora to breathe ice. "Ta da."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“Coolest potion you got, please!” He’s slapping rupees on the counter.

((Posting to spread the potionista out there.))

"... Morning, today only we're having a half off sale on brewed potions."

"... Closing early today."

"... Too quiet."

"... I mean a teletonic could send you to an extremely cold place and back if you picture it."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

"Agreed. Do you have any potions to cool someone down?"

"Stop being so hot, weather."

... I swear, it feels like it's too hot for Hades in here.

"... Sometimes I wonder if I should drink some alcohol."

"... Had to get more coffee."

"... Enjoying some morning coffee."

"Drinking my coffee."

"No because the cafe seems to be in a weird dimension. I'm more worried about the mages."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“Ahhhh. Still frightened by the nukes from my little buddy?”

"Everyone said that. I couldn't really see with all the smoke."

╚ ❛ { 𝓜𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭. } ❜ ╝@malispinae.bsky.social · last yr.

ㅤ ❝ Flawlessly so, might I add ~ ❞ ㅤ

"I saw her beat Jafar."

"... Words of advice. Don't anger Maleficent."

((I'll do it in four hours after work ends.))

((Is it time for me to finally make Dreamlight Valley Protag?))

"... Coffee, Tea, Potion?" He looks at the magic mirror. "You don't actually help."

"... We're open. Please do not blow up the cafe."

"... Right."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“Good luck with that. The timing matters.” Majora smiled to himself with satisfaction. He was like a cat who hunted their prey.

"... Maybe not nuke an entire place because of one individual? Plus I'm pretty sure they'll just put up an Uno Reverse card or something."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“And? What’s your point?”

"... You have a weird idea of fun."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“For the fun of it. Oh. Right. Do make sure Maleficent lives.”

"... Why are we nuking my parent company? Or are we just nuking the 'evil' version?"

"... Tea, potion, coffee?"