The fish looking at me at the monger yeah whatever

We ate blueberries and talked about lowering everyones 401k

Britons across the uk could be owed one kiss and a smile

Bowels interrupted cuddle pile absolutely fumin’

Creed Chicken

I dunno shut up pedo

Just found another new way to fuck elderflower cordial

Just found a new way tofuck elderflower cordial

At our house we have toys you can play with if you get bored

My uncooked arse when the chicken breasts get opened

IM A BITCH WHO DOESNT FUCK AROUND WITH SEASONING

Asking if they have elderflower at the dan and phil meetup

Cuck chair in the pub. Who wants to watch me neck this pint 😂 send

We need a craft beer and a forge

Gnome thats been hit by a witches curse

Wallace: fetch the paper for me lad Gromit:

Dom: fetch the paper for me lad Sub:

If anyones interested

Genuinely brain dead moment today, 10 minutes buttering. one of the slices had a bite mark

Chug glug 😂🤗

Dr Who: me want chug glug NOW Jonesy: sorry mate only got the calypso Bacon: Awesome! Kittehz: Okaaaay! Godzilla: I’ll stick to the ipas thanks! Reddit: 😮🤯

Mr beast gives 100 head lice to 100 people