Its own eyes stared back at him, examining him in return before being dropped back to the ground. The bounce of its feet echoed with the landing, and it looked back up at him. It. 'Grinned', but did not leave.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

Baron hissed and clicked his tusks, raising it to examine closely. . . Before dropping them after growing bored with the discovery. He had better things to do. Like finding a way OFF this Ooze-ridden rock of a dirt ball.

Sensory 'organs' beamed up at the tusked creature that had lifted the slime. Its head bobbed to the side- unaffected by the way it was being held as it stared back at him. Its orifice curled upwards in response to his question, as some kind of mimicry of a smile. "I am. Slime?" It responded, +

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

"𝙄𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚. 𝙄𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙮. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩. 𝙔𝙤𝙪. 𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙨 𝙑𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙄𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪?"

Gonna bounce it like a basketball

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

Don't act innocent. Tell chat how it corrected dilf to "dildo". Go on coward.

I still want the oiled up bald dilf yaujta

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

You're my actual IRL wife dumbass smfh

Yayyyyyy

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

Very well

What the pink slime and baron are about to be if I get my way

Bwaoo

𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘖𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘋𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘨𝘦.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟@baron0ftheskies.bsky.social · last yr.

💕not Bsky deciding my nerscylla is spam

((I might convert this account to a pink rathian OR generic fantasy and go with my own worldbuilding for how slimes work

((stares at the verse

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((holy shit two dads

𝕆𝕙 ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟@honoredindeath.bsky.social · 2y ago

It's just a (technical) Homosexual/Queer relationship between two Dads (half Joke)))

((

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𝕆𝕙 ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟@honoredindeath.bsky.social · 2y ago

So will I get slaughtered here if I mildly implied I think they would be cute, or are people here chill, unlike Twitter ))

+ or might even be present with no prior injuries occuring, such as with many crystal slimes!

+ damage in the first place. But when their protective membrane *is* penetrated, their body immediately pushes out plort to the area, quickly scabbing over the wound until the membrane can seal itself. In some slimes, this protection can become permanent, +

💕wounds! Slimes don't sustain wounds the same way as other creatures; while their internal fluid serves a similar purpose to blood, they can easily survive without it provided they still have access to food. Slimes are also protected by a non-newtonian membrane, which protects them from such +

((sometimes I want to make a LoZ Link account but I'd need a dedicated Zelda mutual who shares my headcanon and even then I still think people would hate me for my headcanon

((seeing my husband rejoin the genshin verse is wild.

((sorry dusky

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧

𝕆𝕙 ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟@honoredindeath.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐬 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠

She wants to bite...

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💕Loss. Despite being a hive-like species, slimes don't actually seem to have much innate empathetic ability. By human definitions, some ironically might be considered anti-social, particularly non-largo/gordo slimes, as they only have the perspective of one aspect of their species. +

+ Because of this, some slimes often struggle to process loss in a way other humanoids consider "correct". In this Pink slime's case, rather than showing signs of sadness or grief when she experiences Loss, she exhibits intense anger. Often becoming violent/feral until the toll of the loss passes.

((please respond to my headcanon post I want to write more xenobiology to distract myself from the he post-surgery pain

💕and this so I can build up more info

((I'm getting surgery in the morning so instead of horny y'all are getting xenobiology and crackposts

"oh wow, I never thought I'd get to meet a real alien princess! What's it like?"

💕 Happy: When this pink slime is happy her color actually shifts to a brighter, almost neon shade of pink! This is because slimes bodies and minds are so closely linked that emotions have a direct somatic effect!