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Ah, yes nothing screams "modern dev workflow" quite like using 1 trillion parameter AI to write a sticky note for another trillion parameter AI 🤣 Is this what modern productivity booster looks like?

The text reads:

A developer asked ChatGPT to write a prompt example to fix a mess in his codebase, then switched to Anthropic's agentic coding tool and pasted the prompt from ChatGPT.

Below that text is baby penguin picture (Linux Tux).

In the age of AI & big tech I think of this: "People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think." - Neil Postman

"How does CSS work?" New developer: Explains the CSS specification... 15-year frontend veteran: Who the fuck knows? Keep changing margin-top until it looks right 😅

Idea: Add smart mode to modern Linux kernels so when you run `rm -rf /*` on a prod box as root, the kernel will stall for exactly 1.2 milliseconds to scan your webcam. If it detects a look of sheer panic,it stops executing that command.

Some legendary Unix servers have run for years without a reboot. sysadmins today generally avoid this since it means missing critical security patches 😊

I've developed a special hatred for people or businesses that push important updates via email or social media but host the actual document such as a PDF on LinkedIn. WTF? Just use an S3 bucket/FTP server, or your own web server. Why must everyone suffer through logging into that monstrosity?

I have a text file saved and named as do-not-forget-it.txt with the following text only (nothing else): 41013379621 I have no clue about this. This file exists since past 10+ years and I am now too afraid to delete it.

klitoris is also less likely to spy on you and steal your files to train their shity AI or stuff like that. so i will take klitoris any day

Twitter post by anna (@meowkoteeq) that talking about how devs name apps on different OSes. The tweet reads:

devs naming an app:

macOS: Swoomp

Windows: Internet Manager 6 Extreme

Linux: klitoris

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Exclusive: Meta targets May 20 for first wave of layoffs; additional cuts later in 2026

Meta intends ​to conduct a first wave of sweeping layoffs planned for this year on May 20, with more ‌coming later, three sources familiar with the plans told Reuters.

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this is your weekly reminder that no matter what Slop and AI companies says, human written code is far better than stupid AI generated security reports.

Curl is also the most secure codebase I've seen. I tried
to hunt for vulnerabilities in it (having reviewed the
slop report collection for fun) and got zero hits. Maybe
some borderline documented behavior, but nothing
with any reasonable security impact. So I probably did
it right. But on almost every codebase I've reviewed
extensively in the past, including glibc, I've found at
least one issue with a security impact. Curl is the only
one which I've found completely clean as far as I could
see. I think the bounty program has been largely
beneficial to curl over the years and has overall
contributed positively to the project's security, despite
the recent downtrend. Keep it up