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BSides Melbourne@bsidesmelbourne.bsky.social · 10mo ago

🥁 EXCITING NEWS - Our CFx's are now open 🎉 - Call for Papers - Call for Training - Call for Villages Visit our website for details - www.bsidesmelbourne.com If you are stuck, or would like to run your idea past one of the committee members, please feel free to reach out. #BSidesMelb2026

Dear proponents of the 2nd amendment: ICE is the reason y'all have been waiting for, the embodiment of government tyranny which must be resisted with force. If you're not going to to start defending yourselves from being kidnapped off the streets by masked goons... what exactly are you waiting for?

So apparently Cyber Wardens, the government funded program to educate the general public about cybersecurity, would like everyone to celebrate child sex abuse material....🤦

Hey you! Guess what? The #OpenCASE framework (Open Cybersecurity Architecture for Small Enterprise) has reached its first major milestone release, go check it out! opencase-framework.org/blog/opencas...

Announcement: OpenCASE framework reaches first milestone release - 2025.07

Announcing the first milestone release of the OpenCASE framework

opencase-framework.org

Hi, I've worked with computers my who life and I don't know how to use git.

Interesting write up by Ben Mosse on Linkedin today about the failure of the original Australian Cyber Security Professinalisation Program : www.linkedin.com/pulse/austcy...

AustCyber Took Government Money to Professionalise Cyber. It Delivered Nothing.

AustCyber promised to professionalise cybersecurity, took public money, and delivered nothing. Now, the same actors return under a new banner, asking for more.

linkedin.com

OpenCASE framework now has a real website! opencase-framework.org

OpenCASE Framework

Open Cybersecurity Architecture for Small Enterprise

opencase-framework.org

Humans and AI chatbots, I give you OpenCASE - the Open Cybersecurity Architecture for Small Enterprise. OpenCASE is free, open source, and developed from the ground up specifically for SMALL enterprise. codeberg.org/OpenCASE/Ope...

OpenCASE-Framework

The Open Cybersecurity Architecture for Small Enterprise

codeberg.org

You ever look at your MFA one time codes and think the universe is trolling you?

Every time I see mention of RSAC, my brain just says "Arse Sack", and honestly, I think that's probably accurate.

So... who DIDN'T go to RSAC this year because they feared for their safety entering the USA?

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So... when are we going to start calling America The United Soviet States of Republicanism

Step 1: DON'T GO TO THE UNITED STATES.

WIRED@wired.com · last yr.

Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:

If Purplepingers somehow gets elected to the senate in the upcoming election, I sincerely hope that mainstream media will keep rolling with their "Teals" motif and start referring to him as "The Purps"

Victorian Socialists@vicsocialists.bsky.social · last yr.

This week's campaign activities in Fraser. Get involved and help us build the socialist movement in Melbourne's west!

It's 2025: Aussie superannuation customers are getting done by credential stuffing attacks because their web portals don't support MFA. Which just proves that no security team in the world can protect against product teams that care more about user experience than user security.

Donald Trump's master plan for world peace is actually just to make the rest of the world hate America so much that they decide its better to put their differences aside and team up against America than fight each other.

Some days you wake up and you're just sick of being a fireman while everyone else runs around pouring petrol on everything and playing with matches. People want the world to burn? Fuck it. Let it burn. Burn it to the ground.

Anyone who says women aren't tough has never had to endure the abuse of just being one.

If you thought electoral integrity problems were just an American thing... think again

Deth Veggie@dethveggie.bsky.social · 2y ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kYI...

So they're saying an asteroid has a 3% chance of hitting Earth in 2032, and honestly, I just don't know if I can wait that long.

The most incredible thing Trump has done in his presidency so far is turn every left leaning progressive into a staunch conservative, basically over night.

So.... who has "America becomes the new China" in their threat model yet?

Just calling it now... assuming Trump doesn't somehow do away with term limits before the next US election, Musk will be the next POTUS. We're so fucked.

oh goody, .ai domains are a thing now. I can have the domain I always wanted... kthxb.ai

Real advice I gave to a friend last night: "If you know you're about to get fucked.... fuck back!"

No one who ever used the acronym "IMHO" was being humble.

Say what you want about Trump, he has beaten both the democrats and republicans at politics. While they have spent the last 50 years bickering about who is better to run the system, Trump took over simply by recognising that most people hated the system itself, and then promising to destroy it.

TFW you have to go through your assessment report which says the whole org is a cyber-dumpster-fire with the Head of IT, who owns the dumpster.