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Cyndependence Day 1/23 🎁🥳🎉🎈 Queen of all things random Friendly neighborhood goofball
Here is the good news: DOJ is now 0-20 in lawsuits to gain access to voter files and tomorrow is the 90th day before the election which means states can't purge voters -- even if DOJ wants them to. The bad news: Trump won't give up trying to use DOJ to undermine the elections.
Smash it in between some white bread for a perfect breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack
Is this nick curry enough for you?
Nobody wants to talk about the Commodores getting back together. Nobody wants to talk about typewriters. Nobody wants to talk about 8 tracks.
Tom Emmer on Republicans trailing Dems by 8 points in the generic ballot: "Right now there are great things happening in our economy. Nobody wants to talk about 78 cent eggs, nobody wants to talk about milk that's under $2. No no. They want to focus on gas prices."
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
A federal judge ruled late Friday that Illinois is not required to hand over its complete, unredacted voter registration data, including sensitive personal information, to the Trump administration. https://to.wttw.com/4yQdxPv
Federal Judge Denies Trump Administration Access to Unredacted Illinois Voter Data
A federal judge ruled that Illinois is not required to hand over its complete, unredacted voter registration data, including sensitive personal information. No court has yet ruled in favor of the Trum...
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I betchoo Ulf be blasting Hood Rich when he riding around snitching from his dragon #HOTD
Helena is really the only one I wanna see win frfr at this point other than Corlys #HOTD
Aegon literally WOKE THE DRAGON! I don’t like him but THAT was 🔥 #HOTD
Ahhhh, THIS explains why i saw no less than 20000 butt cheeks while on the train with people heading there today.
Zara Larsson performing “Midnight Sun” at #Lollapalooza Tonight. #Chicago. 
There is a special place in heaven for fun aunt’s and uncles 🥹❤️❤️
Uncle vs Niece wrasslin!!
It’s that time of year again: here are some of the books I’ve enjoyed this summer. If you’ve read any good ones, let me know!
Same! And big bills not change 💵
boy I wish I had a free bag of money
I saw Kci last summer at uncle Charlie’s cookout and he was so good and fun. Based on that alone I’d go to this!
Won’t be no cheeks 🍑 on this tour! Amen 🙏🏽
I can always count on y’all for bad food takes and filth… Never change bluesky
I really didn’t know it was so many of you who had faulty tongues 🤦🏾♂️ Mint Chocolate?
Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
Alt: Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
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NEWS: Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit just forced his own trust to open the books. A federal magistrate judge has now filed her written order demanding the production of financial docs on the 400+ businesses the trust owns.
Idc WHATS on that phone, when a mf starts peeling doors back, absolutely goodbye!
Not only what she says… but also he’s a dangerous man and she should opt the f outta there for good
Is time to send the babies back to school #SnackSociety Consider making a donation to do some good $InvitationAMEZ venmo.com/u/solomon-MI... giv.li/y9kwut
Lawyer. Immediately. The name would change from Publix to Miss Betty’s
This woman overdosed after she was mistakenly prescribed FENTANYL by Publix. They offered her $4,000 to make up for it.
I wish I could get this song out of my head 😭😭😂😂 youtube.com/shorts/5fPRe...
White Guys When They Go to Africa (Mr. Jambo)
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Baby this team had us screaming at the tv! When Kerri hurt her lil ankle and landed on her feet!!! Whew!
We are so excited to announce that both the Women's & Men's 1996 Olympic Teams will be honored at this year's #XfinityChamps in Phoenix! We can't wait to welcome these incredible gymnasts back to the floor, 30 years after their performances at the Atlanta Games!
Look, just be happy I don’t say “Ask Jeeves”
I'm actually fine with sounding old.