I just wanted to buy some ashes of war man. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I used my hug item so I needed a new one and she gave me a map. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Lore guy gave me a lot of information on the various Demi-Gods. Though his comment on Nepheli was a bit weird. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Did.. did you want to get impaled in a basement? #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Boss swag grandma. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

She's still pretty. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I do not have a single Rune Arc. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Horse drip. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Valid crashout. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Oh.. big boss time. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Dude I just found this dude ten minutes ago what the fuck happened here? The fuck is that thing. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

She's pretty. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I have two of these now. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Hey it's that guy who stood around did nothing and then died. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Loony Tunes shit. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I heard this guy is supposed to steal some of your runes if you die in here and I died a couple times and kept a running total of the runes I had and he didn't steal any. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Yeah that sounds about right. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Think this might be the first thing the stray has managed to actually inflict scarlet rot on. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

This dumb-ass won't leave to go to his blind daughter sitting on a rock in the woods cause these weird beast men who have already killed and eaten everyone here have some treasure. Shits done you're done dude. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

"The help rebelled." Is a bit of an understatement yeah.. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I'm a courier now. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I did not fall to my death in this cave you can't prove it. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I already have the +1 Version of this talisman.. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I actually got to pull off the critical attack on him because I jumped off my horse right before I killed his. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I almost immediately died here because I went in thinking it was just this guy again and got jumped by a bunch of imps that I didn't realize were actual imps and not the ones I summoned. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I think I honestly prefer ass-eating mimics then these kidnap chests. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

I don't even know what this dudes deal was he just stood there and tried to buff his weapon then died. I don't think I'm gonna use this talisman though +3 to a couple stats in exchange for slashed defenses seems like a trap. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

That new horror movie that Zach Cregger is working on that is very clearly "They won't let me make my own thing so I'm wearing this IP like a skinwalker" has reminded me that I sincerely want anyone who sees people passionate about story or lore in something and goes "Who cares." To fuck off.

I wanted to play a sorcerer but man I don't think I like these rocks at all they're slow and they always miss. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing

Not a fan of the spooky green splooge ghost. #Nintendoswitch #EldenRing