1.Feline Billy was a buoyant child. Who'd have been surprised that right after Dad closed the door of the bedroom that night, he ran out of bed? It happened exactly when a big noise filled the air with glass. BB looked outside & Well, he saw a woman becoming kinda weird feline in a trash. #writever

2.Research They spent so much time looking for God's proof that it never occurred to them that their home wasn't a flat disk. They spent so much time looking for ET life that they never researched me. I am a tiny, naughty unammed thing no one knows and I'll wipe them all. #writever hehehe

1.Bois Canel, fais attention quand tu joues dans les bois ! Méfie-toi du grand méchant homme craint de tous, y compris de ses cheffes de meute, qui d'après tiktok, préfèreraient nous croiser ! C'est un de ses ancêtres, n'oublie pas, qui a tué ta grand-mère dans les Pyrénées en 2002. #writever

chimera granny says that long ago, human would walk & sing & wear stickers in the streets, & be paid anyway on 5/1 so weird today auntie, who's a cow-nurse, went to the farm and asked for a cow to demonstrate with her. a bee joined them. they became a wonderful worker chimera like everyone #writever

#writever 2 - Voile À sa sortie de l'EHPAD(Établissemt Horrible Pr Affreux Délinquants), M.Sa**zy revint à l'Élysée. Ses ultima verba : interdire tout port de voile. Malgré les pétitions de Vendée Globe (omg le patrimoine national!), les voiliers disparurent de tous les ports de France & de Navarre.