An angel (gay guy; me) just lost its wings (deleted all my nudes)
dwreck
@d-wreck.bsky.social
I’m like if Carrie Bradshaw was a twink nyc
I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate working I hate
Parents are visiting this weekend so I’m currently dripping in sweat while I scrub every square inch of my apartment cause I’m scared of my mom’s judgement
Me on Opposite Day when trade flashes their hairy pits at me:
Please don’t rub it in my face
It’s actually so cute when an oomf posts a nude and everyone cheers for them like yesss we’re all a bunch of gays being gay together
The odyssey is a good adaptation until you remember the SpongeBob movie did it better over 20 years ago
You know that feeling when you wanna jo but you have plans to see trade tomorrow so you wanna save it? Yeah me too.
Hate it when someone doesn’t like a movie so they just spoil it 😐
I wish I liked Pokémon or any of the other nerd shit yall are into you guys seem to have so much fun
I think we should do one senator a week and then the big holiday special at the end of the year will be trump
Woke up to morning wood and news that Lindsey died. Maybe I do like this little life
Best part about s*iffies is the ability to be nosy and see who’s going to the upcoming neighborhood cumdump
Gonna start going to the gym and eating again so I can become the compact muscle bottom that I know I am deep down
Madonna casually dropping the greatest song of all time in her 15th album is such a gag