Near-guaranteed signs the being chatting you up on Grindr, Scruff, etc is scammer or bot: - “what are you looking for on this app?” when my profile is clear. - wanting me as a boyfriend regardless of what my interests are. Pushy about it. - “Can we chat on text/ signal/ telegram/ Google chat/ …?”

I’m much more interested in hands than dicks, but sometimes…

This … sucks.

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What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (No, it’s not my favorite, but yes, it’s real)

Bottomboy412@bottomboy412.bsky.social · 4d ago

What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. “… Then shalt thou count to three, no more less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. … Five is right out.” - Book of Armaments, Chapter 2 Verses 9-21

How many of my ADHD bros can feel this?

A very good boy.

Question for lifting guys of all levels of experience: have been lifting 4-5 months now, using nautilus-style weights (eight machine workout). I lift 3x a week and do cardio 5-7x a week. On weight days I do cardio first. Is there a reason to do weights first, OR a reason for cardio first?

As a person privileged to be one of those ffriends, I can’t say it better.

Bottomboy412@bottomboy412.bsky.social · 7d ago

On a rather long ride home from a ffriend’s house, with a full soul and full hole, I had some time to think. This kink of fisting has brought so many wonderful people in my life. But I got spend today with two of my most favorite and dear people. I am incredibly grateful for both of them.

TOTGAF - too old to give a fuck. I shall be using that. It is technically available as a license plate in my state, but I don’t know if it will be flagged by hand.

Very helpful!

Bluesky@bsky.app · 2w ago

v1.130 is live! Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.

We have a real-life Jubilation T Cornpone, except that he’s Commander in Chief, and he’s malicious as well as incompetent. youtu.be/_TfcJ82FAhw?...

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Love this color!

Friendly Toys@friendlytoys.ca · 2w ago

🚨 Coming In Red Hot! 🚨 Introducing our new MAFIA Red colour - a collaboration with Chicago’s iconic MAFIA, the premier handball organization since 1978. #MarketDays #MAFIA #friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca Made In Canada 🍁

Guy without picture on Scruff: what are you looking for? Me, annoyed: it’s in my profile. I’m good with it ending there, tbh. And usually it does.

This week, I noticed my Apple watch wasn’t fitting right, and it wasn’t always picking up my pulse. I adjusted it tighter, thinking it was a fluke. Then I tried some sizing rings. I now wear a size 12 ring rather than 13. Proof of improvement, even if the scale has hardly budged.

If you’re one of my fisty friends, you have that greater appreciation as well. And I appreciate this t-shirt in a way The Onion probably didn’t expect.

Four rules of life: - happy people will always encourage you - successful people will always offer support - people who feel attractive will always compliment you - people who have nothing to offer will always bring you down What energy are you getting ? Giving? — Michael Hunter, UpSpiral

If you waste $27.40/day you’re spending $10,000 per year.

Same legs, different locations.

Who didn’t see this coming???

One of my favorite vendors - I posted a picture yesterday of all my current FT toys.

Friendly Toys@friendlytoys.ca · 3w ago

Friendly Toys began with a simple idea: make the kinds of products we wanted to use ourselves. Every piece is handcrafted from platinum-cure silicone and made with care in our Canadian workshop. #friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca Made In Canada 🍁

I didn’t pick up a lot from my frequent visits to Atlanta and the nearly two years I lived there. But there were two things I picked up: “y’all” and “bless your heart”.

Hauling my cardio ass out of PF. It was a good workout.

Someone asked about lube: For hands, I use an “alphabet lube” - K-lube, X-lube, or FFausten (I don’t use J-lube because it spoils so quickly). I mix it thicker than normal - 1-1/4 tsp for 8oz water or 2 tsp for 12oz. For vertical toy play I use Crisco, as it doesn’t drain off during play.

This artist is SO good!

JawaNYC@jawanyc.bsky.social · 3w ago

15“x11“ acrylic, pigment on paper Baju Wijono

The blue represents a typical large dick. Everything is bigger, going left to right.

Disclosure: I am a trained handgun owner.

I don’t have any tattoos. I’m thinking of this as my first, placed as shown. That way I can expose or cover as appropriate (don’t want any of the ladies at PF getting the vapors…) The design came from the cover of a fisting-related publication from the 70s.

This.

I’m looking forward to this as much as Masters of the Universe and DWP2. youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?...

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