If you correctly state the Tom Holland Spiderman titles in series order your virginity flies back from heaven and it goes up your dick hole
Kobe Bryant’s death image rehabilitation means a lot of things but I’ve also learned that people do not remember that he would miss at least 15 awful shots a night
Doing nude karate in a hotel room is just as cool as the movies make it seem
God I hate California. This whole fucking state is an outlet mall next to a freeway
Black rifle coffee t shirt guy sees Chris Hansen at the airport and pitches To Kill a Predator
Yeah I got a Trolley Problem for ya. I’m driving the trolley and I’m drunk as fuck
What do you guys think - that this is bird website? Cussing and being mean smh
Do you think that Stephen Baldwin and Pauly Shore ever explored each other’s bodies in the bio dome
Tom Holland (literally 30 years old): whewes daddy I miss daddy wahhhhhh Anne Hathaway: YOU ARE A BABY. SHUT UP Tom Holland (age 30): 😩😭😭😭
I tried to turn on my hazard lights in my Tesla and it started playing “what does the fox say” so loud it blew my speakers and started a fire
Fucking blue angels weekend in Seattle so goddamn annoying
What if - instead of “data centers” we had “da da centers” where folks could go for advice and care
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
I for sure saw one of Jimothy’s relatives ~5 years ago. I was outside smoking in Capitol Hill in a parking lot. I couldn’t figure out what it was at the time and was only able to get one photo as the creature fled. I’ve shown this to dozens of people since asking for their opinion.
When me and bro are chopping it up in the living room and we’re so stoked we can’t sit down
Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 3w ago
Blows my mind that people go around having male therapists
AI movies are as much movies as the Hall of Presidents are Presidents
How about Texas Hold Him and you comfort your pardner with a hug
If you find yourself squeamish about the current death gloat, I encourage you go mourn these people. If that doesn’t feel right, meditate on the value of a life well lived.
Lindsey Graham and Dwight Yoakam are foils and form a narrative diad. Won’t be explaining further
In a proper country these boys would be tried and executed as insurrectionists
