People feigning surprise that Eli Roth’s new movie is trash

Assuming the post work position 🫡

Not the “liked by” flair added to posts 💀

Opening yalls thirst traps in the Costco pharmacy line

Hey guys

So much good music today UGH I love Fridays

Ma being at the scene of the crime for all these bush posts 💀💀💀 amazing actually

Weekends are amazing, don’t get me wrong, but they don’t compare to the feeling of being totally free of all responsibilities on a typical work day

Okay I will lead by example

Not to restrict anyone to only posting specific things on specific days…but Thursday is bush day just fyi

Y’all…went over to elderly neighbor’s house again today to help with house things (with the promise of a peach pie) only to find out that she had enlisted a different neighbor before I came over and offered HIM the pie instead!!!?? I’m not built for this psychological warfare

DNH standing for drunk and horny oh Tove Lo you poet. I should’ve recognized immediately

DNH by Tove Lo on Apple Music

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My apple’s core was diagonal so now all my pieces have big bits of core :/

Gm

they should make a gay guy version of The Descent

Nachos! Get your nachos here! Nachos!!

So what’s the discourse today?

I’ve been slacking this month but once I get back to watching 50 movies a month it’s over for y’all #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Letterboxd@letterboxd.social · 2w ago

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

It’s Friday 🤠🤠

If feel like Friday, why not actually Friday??

bush check

Maybe Drew Barrymore was right. It just rained for all of 6 minutes here and I was immediately ready to go run and laugh and skip and jump in it

Wet underwear contest hosted in my backyard today at noon SHARP. Be there or be there

100° outside and a crisp, cool 80° inside our house 😍😍😍

Oh hey man, sorry I didn’t mean to like your story 26 seconds after you posted it, I was just thinking about you

Knowing what the Doomsday comic storyline entails is making it very difficult not to comment on some takes on the trailer and the current state of the MCU 🫢 Maybe it’s too little too late (and also dependent on how comic accurate it’ll be) but I think some major issues will see resolution

Protecting my peace by skipping every eternal sunshine tour video I see

First base is anal, second base we share our paranormal experiences.

Project Runway holding the elimination results til the next episode is pissing me off!!!