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@tangoh.bsky.social’s Daddy. Diapers, I change ‘em.

Before I reach for the diaper’s tapes, I’ll usually ask the kid “How bad is it?” Having changed his bottom many, many times now and comparing his estimations to the reality of the situation, I’m not convinced he has any more of a clue of what’s going on back there than I do.

The lesser discussed quintessential Daddy skill of having to switch teasing modes on a dime when prompted by the kid during playtime. From “I don’t wanna be in diapers” to “I -am- a diaper boy” to “Daddy’s a big scary wolf. 👉👈” to regular armpit worship. Exhausting. 😅

The kid has weird priorities when it comes to being shy. He’ll happily poop his diapers right in front of me and couldn’t care less about being changed. But I learned pretty quickly it’s better to pretend I don’t notice when he’s trying to take selfies of his loaded seat.

Store only had chunky bolognese sauce so I picked it up hoping the kid might not notice. Just spent 50 minutes in bemused silence watching him slowly pick out every piece of tomato/onion chunk Now he’s eating cold spaghetti with a mild look of disgust Unsure what emotion I’m feeling right now

The kid is fond of my armpits, I got that certifiable Daddy Musk™. Also being bounced on my lap, dummy in, Mr. Buzzy going while he babbles about how much he loves his diapers is also a classic.

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Funnily enough the reason we were at IKE@ was to get the kid a pseudo changing table. Trip wasn’t wasted! but it would have come in handy if they had one pre-built so we could uh, test it out.

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Turns out, IKE@ is possibly the absolute worst place to have to handle a diaper blowout. Long walk (waddle) of shame. Caregivers: carry a cheap pair of sweatpants in your kid’s diaper bag. Trust me!! 😱

TIL 3AM is not the ideal time to deal with a full diaper that split along the ass crack. Thank goodness the kid was wearing a onesie, it caught most of the mess. 😮‍💨

Had an apartment inspection today. My little guy was brave and didn’t hide his diapers. Proud of my lil stinker! (Did put away the sex toys however.)