Daemitrix 🔜 TBD

@daemitrix.bsky.social

40’s | He/Him | Raccoon / Kaiju

My son: “I don’t like that shirt because the face is too human.” Part of the reason I wanted to get tested for social anxiety was that human faces make me uncomfortable. I told everyone that if I had a kid, he’d turn out to be just like me. He’s on track.

Decided not to take my ADHD meds because I don’t feel well. Went to take my blood pressure. So of course, I’ve got a half filled bottle of water, a snack, battery pack charged, said snack eaten, and questioning why the water bottle isn’t full. Guess what hasn’t been done. Blood pressure check.

There’s this running joke that my mother’s presence dissuades storms from hitting the area she’s in. Like, we can watch the weather radar and watch storms break up or divert. When she leaves? So. Many. Severe. Weather. Notifications.

How many times is this automated voice in Customer Service going to tell me to have my account number available and "this call may be recorded for quality assurance". I've not been on the line more than 30 seconds, and it's been repeated at least 5-6 times.

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I used to have “Always busy” in my profiles. Took it out since no one really read it, but still get “Are you busy?” when I’m not reading messages in a timely manner. People who /know/ I’m busy. Gonna start replying “Is this rhetorical?”