interact me NOW

"Americans dont want us to get even-" i can promise you if there is one thing the American people want *all the time*, it is revenge

🕳️ oooouh violence ouuuh snuff thoughts ouuuh

watch out gordon! hotted boobs up ahead

I live for the Komaro propaganda

I always think about this tweet

where the bad bitches at

IM A WEEEEIRDOOOOOE

can't stop drawing chia with an uncharacteristically huge ass

hey you go listen to bbyazul

following people i dont know because people i do know follow them is how i make friends right? i think ive forgot how i used to do this stuff

slice of life light novel called some shit like Beset By the Evil Curse, Why Do All The Queers Know Each Other! I Spotted An Ex In My Oomf's Replies?

sometimes i feel like all the grace we've been given by others is nothing but weight upon us like we're drowning in it but of course, cowards that we are, the moment someone stops and finally condemns us, we crumble maybe it'd have been better to have nothing to lose

taking stimulants is crazy because you'll be like "holy shit finally i feel capable of doing work" then like 2 seconds pass and suddenly ur now Thinking About Regrets Again

the "i hate you nigga lets die" clip is one of those videos that for me personally became an all timer the moment i first heard it then i found out it was a sports argument that prompted it golden

Okay chat, so the strat here is we're gonna animation cancel out of our transition halfway through, which will put our gender into a glitched state. The next time a cis person tries to clock us, they'll do a lookup for a pronoun that doesn't exist, and will instead read directly from reserved memory

you all say *checks notes* but never *takes notes*. are you copying answers

you look like mad paizuribait bro

I need a chubby lady friend that'll pose for me for referencial purposes #LetMeStudyYourFoldsInDynamicAnglesAndPoses

good morning you can probably tell how we're doing by the fact that we horny posted before saying good morning oops

i need a handjob from a girl that's equally grossed out and turned on by me being a bit of a mess

So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

sigh im bored i need a gay

Can't put on metal, can't put on Stacy's Mom, can't put on Bowling for Soup what the fuck am I supposed to have sex to.

Horrifying Nursemaid Adelaide@syringeskiss.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why did she put on Stacy's Mom and 1985 when fucking my mouth

never kill your self. by the time you get into your 30s every trans woman ten years younger than you will want to call you "mommy". the sex will be mid

Me, reviving/drawing older ocs The humble snail in my ear: Situations™️

so there's this place that has a very nice looking hojicha drink that i wanna try but they're not open till later today and i can't order ahead bc i forgot the name and it's no longer coming up in the search tab when i look up hojicha drinks and wehhhh

morning

i am your naked transsexual neighbor and I want to stretch in front of this open window

Dude!? Come on! I made my butt huge, bought these pink yoga pants, and even said I learned how to twerk -just for you-. Can't you— *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Take a fucking hint!? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*